Various people of my acquaintance have been telling me that I should start a blog. I have no idea why. Maybe I give the impression that I'm interesting or something. Whatever. I'm starting this on a whim, so I don't know if I'll stick with it. I've heard that people get addicted to blogging, though I must say I don't feel any compulsion to maniacally blog my thoughts until the break of day. Yet. Basically, I always do crazy stuff when exams are around the corner.
There are way too many blogs out there with bad poetry and pimply-faced teenagers convinced that they're special and have something worth reading to tell the world, telling the world all about their lives and problems. They whine about lost loves as if it's the end of the world. Come on, guys. The fact that you're online and have the freaking time to blog suggests something, doesn't it?
Here comes the clue train: There are people worse off than you!
Get off your pimply asses and find something worthwhile to do instead of bitching and whining all day about lost loves and such. If he/she doesn't like you, it's probably because you're a whiny bitch. Get over yourself already. Then there are the pseudo-intellectuals and goths who are convinced that long words make good writing. They're not all bad, some are really rather evocative and inspired but the good ones have spawned so many fucked up imitations that it's probably better if the good ones hadn't existed in the first place.
Someone should beat those goons on the head with a clue stick until some sense gets knocked into them. Just because you can read it, doesn't mean you can write it!
Righto. That's all for now. Maybe if I have more to say, you'll all be favoured with more of my brilliance.
something a friend of mine did in response to vegan propaganda which I find hilarious. If you don't like it, just remember that it's not my fault, heheh.