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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
 
On what I will do before I start at the next job

I have actually been a big fan of Heath Ledger's since "10 Things I Hate About You", but I think this was still a funny conversation.

Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: but i'll likely start in feb
which leaves me with one week break
something i haven't had since i graduated!
woohoo!

JaDe: that's so nice...
Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: yeah it is
i can finish up some stuff i've been putting off
like my album and novel
:p
oh, almost forgot my epic feature film

JaDe: who are you working with?
are you doing avatar II or something

Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: nah, something grittier
heath ledger begins
a reboot of the heath ledger story
starring christian bale as heath ledger
it's gonna be awesome

JaDe: what
Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: there's this part where christian bale plays heath ledger playing the joker in dark knight
JaDe: christian bale does not make heath ledger
Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: "who plays christian bale playing batman?" u ask?
adam west, of course
:p

JaDe: ahahahahha that's gonna be awesome
Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: yeah
we're gonna have the "POW" and "BAM" stuff
only the latest in special effects for my baby

JaDe: are you aiming for oscards
ocars*
aarahrgahrgahggghh OSCARS

Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: lol
JaDe: stupid fingers
Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: i'm pretty sure it'll sweep the awards
JaDe: sure
just invite me to the premier

Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: needless to say the film will be based on my novel and the soundtrack will be from my album
i'm just worried the universe might collapse because it wasn't built to contain that level of awesome

JaDe: hahah
well arent you afraid
if the universe collapses
where will you be?

Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: it's a concern
i'm hoping to get chuck norris to maintain the structural integrity of the universe with his beard

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Monday, August 24, 2009
 
Physician, heal thyself!

Hmm, I saw this post in the morning. While I am not a fan of the national rag myself, in this instance, mainstream journalism clearly got their facts right. So I wrote this comment on his blog.

"Free software does not equate to open source. One good example of free software that isn’t open source include Google Docs, or pretty much most of the Google Apps. Please editor, check Wikipedia the next time something like this lands on your desk."


Ah, actually, the author could have been using "free software" the way the FSF uses it. While not precisely synonymous with the term "open source" as defined by the OSI, it's pretty close.

Ironically, you could have found this information on the wikipedia article on free software. :)


Even more ironically, it was moderated. One would have thought that someone railing about the lack of journalistic quality in mainstream media would have been less quick to censor on his own blog, but that's by the by. The primary irony here was that he actually committed the sin he accused others of (not checking his facts). Physician, heal thyself!

[Edit]
Oops, my nerd rage was too hasty. Apparently the guy's blog is hooked up with Twitter, which was why some comment originally posted on Twitter appeared on the blog but the comment I posted on the blog did not appear. My bad. Sorry, motochan.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
 
I have a dirty, dirty mind

So the Zii has finally been released. I took a look at their OS overview and saw the following picture. Immediately, I thought that it plays pr0n out of the box.


Seriously, though, it seems like a cool piece of technology, so go check it out. Also, please donate US$399 to my Beer Fund so I can get one of those. Come on, people, this is no time to be stingy, KTHXBYE.

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Friday, July 24, 2009
 
Can you code?



Heheh, this made me snigger a little.

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Wednesday, July 08, 2009
 
His name was Michael Jackson

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

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Saturday, June 27, 2009
 
Eclipse is bloated

Why does an IDE require half a gig of disk space? Does it, like, fry my eggs or something? Does it play videos? Isn't it supposed to just help me edit my code?

Seriously.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
 
I am an asshole

Check out this picture.

I saw someone who said she would date Wolverine and went to all the trouble of changing my display name just so I could crack this joke. And yes, I have two gtalk accounts who are in each others' contact lists.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
 
I deplore competition

So I'm considering joining this programming competition, and I was talking to a friend about it. She's considering joining too, so here's the conversation that ensued...
Friend: hope to see u too, if i;m joining
Friend: ahhahaha
Don AQ®: gold ÷ 100 = 忍: hahaha if you're joining too i hope u die

As you can see, I am not big on the sportsmanship. Now, where did I leave my can of arsenic?

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Friday, May 08, 2009
 
Why do lesbians turn guys on?

No idea. But they do.

Let us bridge our cultural and institutional differences in a shuddering display of joy and togetherness and be an example to the rest of the world

You just have to love that line.
 
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
 
Facebook shenanigans

I feed on the misery of others.

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Winners of Adrian Coolness Points:

The Feisty Bitch: For reasons best known to ourselves. (1)
The Feisty Bitch: For getting featured on the Sunday Times (2)
Adri: For being geeky enough to write recursive prose. (1)
Sheena: For really, really liking my blog. (1)
Sheena: For the use of her finger. (2)
Sheena: For getting on the Straits Times. (3)
Ivan: For referring to me as one of "Singapore's leading bloggers". (1)
Ivan: For coming up with the PubicLicezilla idea. (2)
The Big Fuck: For being such a big fuck. (1)
The Big Fuck: For making the miniature Badge of Lewdness. (2)
Anonymous fan: For making a cool finger. (1)
Celly: For appreciating the genius behind the Pagan Bible here. (1)
Icebreeze: For being wise enough to flatter me. (1)
Barffie: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in the papers. (1)
Blinkymummy: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in TWO papers within the space of two days, fuckin' A! (2)
Jess: For being observant enough to spot the similarity between Lewdites and Luddites. You rock, babe. (1)
Jiameei: For being my champion against anonymous hecklers. (1)


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