Internet Dating Tip #1
Never be afraid to ask for hot anal sex from total strangers. After all, those that don't ask never get, right?
Example 1: hi, nice nic. buttseks?
In example 1, we see the classic overture. However, one might get better results if one injects a little more humour into the process.
Example 2: hi, nice nic. buttseks? ZOMFG WTF ROTFLMFAO LOL!!!!!11111111