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Monday, September 11, 2006
 
Internet Dating Tip #1

Never be afraid to ask for hot anal sex from total strangers. After all, those that don't ask never get, right?

Example 1: hi, nice nic. buttseks?

In example 1, we see the classic overture. However, one might get better results if one injects a little more humour into the process.

Example 2: hi, nice nic. buttseks? ZOMFG WTF ROTFLMFAO LOL!!!!!11111111
 
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