The ultimate plan for getting laid
Just the other day, a friend of mine was driving me somewhere, and I spotted a casket car driving by. The notion suddenly hit me that one day, I should get a casket car too.

I'd hit the clubs, right, and then I'd chat some chick up and offer to drive her home. Then we'd slowly walk to the dark, deserted corner where I had parked my baby and she would suddenly notice the casket at the back of the car as I opened the door and the lights came on. It would probably help things if there were an actual carcass in the casket.

Man, I'd be so in.  ¶
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