Everybody is going "fuck fuck fuck" about the haze, but I'm walking around with a beatific smile on my face. Know why? Because now everybody is sucking in second hand smoke, that's why. Yes, you motherfuckers, your actions against the sanctity of cigarettes has pissed off the God of Smokes and he has sent this smog to show you who's who in the book of fucking what. You can ban smoking in coffeeshops, but you can never ban smoke itself, so suck on my balls, you anti-smoking scum! Better yet, suck on the haze, motherfuckers! Tell you what, since you're all so fucking health-conscious, why don't you get the government to go bomb the shit out of Indonesian farmers? I don't know how toxic this haze is, but surely it ain't too good for your lungs, huh?
Hey, why don't you guys hold your noses, roll your eyes and walk away from this
one, eh? Oops, you can't because it's everywhere
! Breathe the smog or die, bitches! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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