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Sunday, October 08, 2006
Everybody is going "fuck fuck fuck" about the haze, but I'm walking around with a beatific smile on my face. Know why? Because now everybody is sucking in second hand smoke, that's why. Yes, you motherfuckers, your actions against the sanctity of cigarettes has pissed off the God of Smokes and he has sent this smog to show you who's who in the book of fucking what. You can ban smoking in coffeeshops, but you can never ban smoke itself, so suck on my balls, you anti-smoking scum! Better yet, suck on the haze, motherfuckers! Tell you what, since you're all so fucking health-conscious, why don't you get the government to go bomb the shit out of Indonesian farmers? I don't know how toxic this haze is, but surely it ain't too good for your lungs, huh?
Hey, why don't you guys hold your noses, roll your eyes and walk away from this one, eh? Oops, you can't because it's everywhere! Breathe the smog or die, bitches! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Not that I am for smoking. But I see this post as rather funny. To add to the fun factor, maybe NEA can ask our neighbours to draw yellow boxes in their forest to limit the "smoking zone".
# posted by 
: October 9, 2006 at 11:05 AM
: October 9, 2006 at 11:05 AM
Funny, because i was thinking of telling my neighbour, who closes his family's windows and then smokes in their corridoor, that now he will know what it's like when people are inconsiderate assholes.
since you think nothing of smoking in front of people who don't want a ton of tar, nicotine and rat poison in their lungs, why not smoke in front of your mother, grandparents, baby cousins and in your future, your pregnant wife? please light up if you ever have to visit anyone in hospital.
I expect that you're not doing anything like shutting your window or increasing your airconditioning; since you like smoke, why buy ciggies? Just open the window and smoke, moron. If an entire forest's worth of smoke doesn't give you a kick, what will?
The thing that pisses me off about most smokers is that the others get the bulk of the smoke because smokers hold their cig AWAY from them (can you imagine the irony? want to smoke but don't want their own second hand smoke), and in HDB flats, they smoke in the balcony, and in the corridoor so as to protect their own family. Surely you can't deny this.
since you think nothing of smoking in front of people who don't want a ton of tar, nicotine and rat poison in their lungs, why not smoke in front of your mother, grandparents, baby cousins and in your future, your pregnant wife? please light up if you ever have to visit anyone in hospital.
I expect that you're not doing anything like shutting your window or increasing your airconditioning; since you like smoke, why buy ciggies? Just open the window and smoke, moron. If an entire forest's worth of smoke doesn't give you a kick, what will?
The thing that pisses me off about most smokers is that the others get the bulk of the smoke because smokers hold their cig AWAY from them (can you imagine the irony? want to smoke but don't want their own second hand smoke), and in HDB flats, they smoke in the balcony, and in the corridoor so as to protect their own family. Surely you can't deny this.
# posted by : October 14, 2006 at 8:30 PM
: October 14, 2006 at 8:30 PM
Well, I'd get a bigger kick if it was an entire forest of weed that was burning. In fact, that would give everyone in the fucking country a nice high. Man, I get a huge boner just thinking about it.
Anyway, I hope ranting about a blog post made you feel better. I do believe the PSI has already dropped drastically because of it. Ooh, you're really getting things done, aren't you? Mad props to you for nothing.
Anyway, I hope ranting about a blog post made you feel better. I do believe the PSI has already dropped drastically because of it. Ooh, you're really getting things done, aren't you? Mad props to you for nothing.
Duh, I also assume that by blogging happily about the haze, and thus indirectly comparing nincompoop smokers to plantation farmers in Indonesia,
you've just reversed the laws in Sg and the US of A prohibiting people to smoke in public places!
you've just reversed the laws in Sg and the US of A prohibiting people to smoke in public places!
# posted by : October 15, 2006 at 2:36 AM
: October 15, 2006 at 2:36 AM
Yes, that was, of course, my purpose all along. To demonstrate my own stupidity. There ya go, Sherlock. Solved the case again!
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