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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
So I failed my driving test today, and I was talking about it with one of my bros.
(07:34:56 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: lol
(07:34:59 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: epic fail!
(07:35:17 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: grand total of 38 points!
[Ed: 20 points and above for the driving test means failure. As can be seen, I was way beyond that.]
(07:35:46 SGT) Friend: what 38 points?
(07:36:03 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i suspect 史上最强！1
(07:36:12 SGT) Friend: Ohhh
(07:36:15 SGT) Friend: ur driving!
(07:36:17 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: cfm!
(07:36:25 SGT) Friend: cfm 38 is godlike
(07:36:31 SGT) Friend: i suspect u killed someone
(07:36:47 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i got off easy actually
(07:36:54 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: the instructor failed me but kept quiet
(07:36:59 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: we buried the body together
(07:39:03 SGT) Friend: haha 30 points for 1 kill
(07:39:08 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: yeah!
(07:39:13 SGT) Friend: i suspect u did more than just killing someone
(07:39:25 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: cfm i reversed to make sure he's dead
(07:39:30 SGT) Friend: u kill + reverse onto his body
(07:39:33 SGT) Friend: + 8 points
(07:39:41 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: cfm
(07:39:43 SGT) Friend: hahaha
(07:39:48 SGT) Friend: u power
(07:39:51 SGT) Friend: but fear not
(07:39:57 SGT) Friend: i failed 2 times also
(07:39:59 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i already booked may 7th
(07:40:07 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: u failed twice or took twice?
(07:40:12 SGT) Friend: 3rd pass
(07:40:19 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: but i suspect u cannot beat my high score
(07:40:34 SGT) Friend: legend has it the best drivers pass after the 2nd attempt
(07:40:44 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: lol yeah!
(07:40:49 SGT) Friend: ur high score takes a man to do it
(07:41:03 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: are they the ones who are called 烈火战车！2
(07:41:09 SGT) Friend: 38 is like A*
(07:41:23 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i suspect the test is /40 only
(07:41:27 SGT) Friend: cfm they are all future F1 drivers
(07:41:34 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i missed full marks by 2 points!
(07:41:56 SGT) Friend: normally after 30 points they will take over the wheel cos u r a hazard on the road
(07:42:12 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: lol
(07:42:13 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: actually
(07:42:13 SGT) Friend: he give chance let you drive back liao
(07:42:21 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i think this tester too yim zim
(07:42:33 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i nv make tt many mistakes i think
(07:42:38 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: maybe he see my hair beh song
(07:42:41 SGT) Friend: haha he dun like you lar
(07:42:48 SGT) Friend: cfm ur afro
(07:42:52 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: cfm
(07:43:05 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: i suspect i must wear terrorist mask next tp
(07:43:11 SGT) Don AQ®: Epic fail!: kk later
1Means "strongest in history". It's an Asian thing.
2Literally: Fierce fire war vehicle. It was a HK movie a lot of Chinese dudes of my generation liked.
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烈火战车: The Hong Kong version of the movie Torque, but much better with more hunks and babe, minus the silly computer generated effects.
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