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Thursday, March 31, 2005
 
Some Funny Stuff

Ok, I'm too tired to blog today, so I shall take a leaf out of Agagooga's book and post a bunch of links instead. Well, only three, actually, but here they are.




Ever hated your boss and wished you could kill the motherfucker? Well, this may help you vent some frustration.

Whack your boss!




If you need to tell a kid that his parents are dead, here are some tips on how to do it.




And the funniest link of all. Terri Schiavo's Blog!

Excerpt:


Sunday, March 27, 2005
mmmmmnegh
nggnugh

posted by terri at 12:25 PM 414 comments
Friday, March 25, 2005
nnnnguh
AHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAA

posted by terri at 5:24 PM 206 comments
nnnnngnhgngnh
*blink*

posted by terri at 3:40 PM 79 comments
Sunday, February 20, 2005
nnnuh
uuuuuugh

posted by terri at 3:44 PM 31 comments
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
unnnnghgn

posted by terri at 3:45 PM 25 comments


"She" gets 400+ comments. I am so fucking jealous, heheheh.

Oh, if you don't think it's funny and feel the need for lecturing me about it, fuck off before you even try. If you don't get why it's funny or who it's really aimed at, I don't want you reading my blog either.




The hot chick with the tushees has a funny post.

That's all for now.

Update:

Tired of not knowing what to call your dick? Go have yours named right now! Here are my results.

My penis's new name is Darth Vader the Perky TrouserSnake.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut. today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

As you can see, I'm really fucking bored.
 
Comments:
What kind of fuck name is Perky Trousersnake? Makes me think you have a small thin wriggling slimy dick.
 
How the fuck should I know? I didn't write the program. I can, however, mention that I also have big hands. >=P
 
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So are you willing to tell me if the size of your hands corresponds to the size of your dick? Purely for my research purposes. I have not had the opportunity to test the hypothesis out on many guys yet, so I have to collect second-hand info.
 
Did you not read my previous post?? HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
*pengz*

Man, you are shameless. But alright. I take it as you're saying YES, your big hands corresponds to your big dick. Thanks for contributing to my data pool. ;p

And by the way, it's just been released on the news that Terri Schiavo just passed away.
 
Yeah, the plug should have been pulled on her long before now, I think.
 
So she's finally dead. At last. This was a media circus that should never have been. I personally found that 'blog' a tad disrespectful but darkly humorous. We ought to be free to laugh at things that are insensitive and politically incorrect, as long as we don't mean any real malice.

And the links are hilarious. My 'brontosaurus' now goes by the name of 'Sir Lancelot the Intimidating Electric Organ' *rolls eyes*
 
Hai~Ren: GASP! You call your penis brontosaurus! My God, it sure must be massively proportioned (maybe out of proportion)!
 
Hai~Ren: GASP! You call your penis brontosaurus! My God, it sure must be massively proportioned (maybe out of proportion)!
 
Ivan: I think the person who wrote the blog meant it as a barb against the people who were trying to prevent the plug being pulled on her. Of course, he could also just be a jackass, hahaha.
 
Wow, what a great site. I will bookmark this site and return often. It's nice to see sites like this.

Please visit my website and let me know what you think. Tell your Secret
 
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