The Lamest Thing I've Ever Heard
I was just reading Blinkymummy
's latest post
and the subsequent comments. The post was about the couple 小龙女 & 杨过 from one of Louis Cha's novels. It is a very romantic story, but I shall not go into that right now. What's relevant here is that 小龙女 was raped by some fucking lustful priest at some point in the story. Then there's this idiot who posted the following comment on Blinkymummy's blog.
You got it all wrong!
Firstly, 小龙女 did NOT wait for 杨过 . It is 杨过 that waited for 小龙女. Specifically, he waited for 16 years.
Secondly, 小龙女配不上杨过. Ever since they went down from 终南山, she is not good enough for him -- if you remembered what happened that fateful night on 终南山?
I mean, let's face it, such "things" are important in the past, as they are now. Eg. In this modern 21st centruy, what's the top criteria / "thing" that singapore men insisted when they go vietnam to look for brides? Age? Financial ability? No! One does not need to read the newspapers too carefully to notice this interesting criteria that Singaporean men not only demanded but wanted their vienam counterpart to be medically certified for. And I dont think that has to do with those men being of lower education/social status. I think all men are like that -- IF they have a choice (a big IF, because almost all the time, they have no choice -- you dont have 2 twin girls, one fulfilling that criteria, one without for you to choose). This kind of thing: cannot choose, boh pian. But if got a choice, it is an important criteria.
Therefore, I conclude that 杨过, having so many choices, should have given up on this 小龙女 and chose 程英or陆无双. Or choose that 小郭襄!
Thursday, September 01, 2005 4:00:45 PM
And also this.
Virtuosity, you are so wrong. All men looks for young girls. Newspaper interviewed matching agencies across singapore before. All confirmed this. Men go to matching agency -> men want to get married --> men want to have babies --> bride must be of a young enough age -> men demand introduction to women below 30 even if they themselves are in the 40s!
And that's if they have not much choice. If they have 100 over choices, like those people who went to vietnam, then that "thing/criteria" become important, as I said in comment above.
i.e. modern men will NOT choose 小龙女. She is too old (past 35 if you care to count), plus that unfortunate 终南山 incident. Modern men would have chosen 郭襄
Thursday, September 01, 2005 4:08:53 PM
The "incident" this moron was referring to was, of course, the rape.
I mean, if you're the type who's saving yourself for marriage and you cannot accept a woman who has slept with another man willingly, I would laugh at you and let it go at that, but come on, the poor girl was RAPED, you little twit. What kind of moron would hold that against a girl?? And to think that Neanderthal dares to mention the term "modern man"!
When I first saw those brainsick comments, I was incensed, but having calmed down somewhat, I have come up with a theory to explain the existence of such men . . .
Ready?THEY HAVE SMALL DICKS
We're not just talking 10cm worms here, either. We're talking about really, really, miniscule dicks
. We're talking "hey, how come you have a flesh-coloured pube" diameter, and "hey, you have two belly-buttons, how cute" length, ok? We're talking "hey, give me a blowjob, babe" and the girl replies "fine, but I'll need a magnifying glass and some tweezers" small
Yes, that's why they insist on having virgins. It's because only a girl who has never been fucked before could possibly feel anything when having sex with such eunuchs. If they had their way, they'd probably insist on having their wife's vaginas stitched up first as well, the poor sods.
After understanding this little
problem that these men have, I realised that they are to be pitied more than reviled. These people are the reason why you and I receive so much spam mail for penis enlargment programs.
Seriously, though, guys. If you small-wanged
lot want children, you'd better find a non-virgin wife. Otherwise, your minute schlongs
wouldn't be big enough to break her hymen and then your sperm wouldn't be able to reach her eggs. Come to think of it, you're probably infertile, so nevermind.