Woohoo!
I have an
anonymous heckler on my blog! Check this out!
Eeeh, are you gay?
# posted by Anonymous : 10:24 PM
And this!
icebreeze, go fcuk your mom's CB.
# posted by Anonymous : 7:53 AM
You
know you're somewhere in the blogging community when you get anonymous idiots harrassing you on your blog, man. And look at the timings! 10:24pm and 7:53am! Like, if it's the same person, that means the bugger reads my blog (just to check on the comments) before he leaves for work AND after he finishes dinner! Fuck, I'm so flattered!
If it's not the same person, then I have TWO stupid trolls on my blog! That's super cool! Fuck, I feel like a million bucks, man! What's more, this person(s) even harrasses my friends to get to me! Woohoo!
If you think I'm pretending to be happy about it just to trick you into thinking that what you do is futile and thus making you leave me alone, you're WRONG! I REALLY enjoy having you here, hating me and not being able to do anything about it except make a fool of yourself! Shit, I'm going to go wank to that thought right now!