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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Turing Tests My Patience

So I happened to be looking at Mooiness' blog and I noticed this post. I couldn't help but notice (because there was, like, a humongous picture there) the hot chick he was talking about. Any chick who wants to marry IT geeks definitely scores in a major way on my rating board.

Provided she's hot, of course. I mean, I don't want no techie-enamoured ugly bitch snapping at my heels, thank-you-very-much.

Anyway that was not the point of this post, and I shall therefore continue with my story.

So, I left this comment on Mooiness.

Hey, err, I'm not only an IT geek, I'm a Linux fanatic also. In my free time, I fiddle around with Java, C/C++, Scheme and even occasionally the arcane arts of PostgreSQL. I have bad personal hygiene because I sit in front of the computer too long. If that sounds remotely hot to anyone, please visit my site and shoot me an email.

Just kidding, I don't like hot chicks. Computers turn me on more.

Just kidding about the just kidding part. Computers turn me on only because they have pictures of hot chicks in them.

And then, she said this.

Mmmm....smelly I.T geek.

Sometimes I really wonder the word verification is to stop spammer or to test my eyesight. Such a pain to decipher the bugger. Perhaps a delayed 8 hrs flight has got my eyes twitched.

Referring to the second part of her comment, this is also a pet peeve of mine. I mean, it's almost as irritating as spammers themselves isn't it? So here's my subsequent comment.

yc: Yes, I constantly smell of fused wire and burnt rubber (from wire casing). And I also think this Turing test thingy is a real bitch. Why can't they rig it such that you only have to do it once? Why do we have to prove that we aren't bots over and over and over again? It's like

blogger.com: are you a bot?
me: nope.
blogger.com: you may speak.
me: *speaks*
me: so hey, about this other thing . . .
blogger.com: are you a bot?
me: what the fuck? didn't we just do this?
blogger.com: are you a bot?
me: . . .
blogger.com: are you a bot?

(ad infinitum)

Shit, this is funny, I'm gonna post this.

And so I have.

p.s. Mooiness, I skipped mentioning your comment because the people reading my blog already KNOW that I'm DA BOMB, as you say. Heheheheh.

p.p.s. To any hot geek-lovers out there, I was totally kidding about the hygiene part. I will, in fact, tear myself away from the computer long enough to take a shower or a bath, especially if you're there to scrub my back for me. Heheheheh (X2).

p.p.p.s. To non-hot geek-lovers, I do, in fact stink worse than a toilet bowl that has not been flushed in 10 days.
I take it back. You're not only DA BOMB, you da muthafucking WMD!
I'm no IT geek, but at least I stink! Come to me ye babes!!
Eh? I thought you were a party dude?
sb: I'm all that.
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