The perfect boyfriend?
So I was talking to my angel just now, and here's what was said.
Her: we are peas in a podMe: huh? what u mean?Her: ure the left shoe im the rightHer: haha no lahMe: we're not very alike lehHer: we are not the same anywayMe: yeahHer: maybe im the pea ure the pod. you protect meHer: to get to eat me, people have to peel you away firstMe: lolMe: in that case, i'd rather be the durian shellMe: pod is so easily peeled. i'd have poisonous spikesMe: that shoot out when someone approachesMe: and detonate with the power of a H-bomb on impactMe: wahahahahahaHer: ...Sometimes I wonder why she's still with me.