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Sunday, May 21, 2006
The perfect boyfriend?

So I was talking to my angel just now, and here's what was said.

Her: we are peas in a pod
Me: huh? what u mean?
Her: ure the left shoe im the right
Her: haha no lah
Me: we're not very alike leh
Her: we are not the same anyway
Me: yeah
Her: maybe im the pea ure the pod. you protect me
Her: to get to eat me, people have to peel you away first
Me: lol
Me: in that case, i'd rather be the durian shell
Me: pod is so easily peeled. i'd have poisonous spikes
Me: that shoot out when someone approaches
Me: and detonate with the power of a H-bomb on impact
Me: wahahahahaha
Her: ...

Sometimes I wonder why she's still with me.

You're the saucer, I'm the cup.
You're the pencil, I'm the lead.
You're the keychain, I'm the key.
You're the CPU, I'm the hard disk.
We belong together~


Oh well, nice to see the 2 of you are doing just fine. =)
Heheh, thanks, Ivan.
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