532,897,000,000 / 5 = 106,579,400,000 mp3 files, baby.Now, assuming that each mp3 file plays for an average of 4 minutes, that means that if the internet of 2003 consisted entirely of mp3 files (fo' shame, ye pirates, a plague o' all your houses!), the folks at RIAA would have died of heart attacks 2 years ago. Ok, maybe they wouldn't have, but given those assumptions, if you had loaded the entire internet into one humongous playlist, you'd have had to listen to it for
106,579,400,000 X 4 = 426,317,600,000 minutesDoesn't that just make the geek in you want to go fuck your imaginary girlfriend?
426,317,600,000 minutes / 60 = 7,105,293,333.33 hours
7,105,293,333.33 hours / 24 = 296,053,888.89 days
296,053,888.89 days / 365 = 811,106.54 years.