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Sunday, April 02, 2006
Chain mails are stupid

I wonder if the author of this tripe has ever read the Bible, in which the first woman was the direct cause of the Fall of Man.

> > To all the women out there....never forget your self-worth...
> >
> > There's one flaw in women,"..................
> >
> >
> > By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of
> > overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
> > on this one?"
> >
> > And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has
to be
> > completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts,
> > replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
> > can
> > hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything
from a
> > scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with
only two
> > hands."
> >
> > The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
> > And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
> > Wait until tomorrow to finish."
> >
> > " But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing
> > creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals
herself when
> > she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
> >
> > The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made
her so
> > soft, Lord."
> >
> > "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.
You have
> > no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
> >
> > "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
> >
> > The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to
> > reason and negotiate."
> >
> > The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
> > cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told
you that
> > you were trying to put too much into this one."
> >
> > "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
> >
> > "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
> >
> > The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her
> > pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
> > pride."
> >
> > The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.. You thought of
> > everything! Woman is truly amazing."
> >
> > And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear
hardships and
> > they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love joy.
> > They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to
cry. They
> > cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight
> > what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take
"no" for
> > an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go
without so
> > their family can have.They go to the doctor with a frightened
friend. They
> > love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer
> > their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a
birth or a
> > wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the
loss of
> > a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
> > left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken
> > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive,
> > walk, run, or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.The
heart of
> > a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and
> > They
> > have compassion and ideals.They give moral support to their family
> > friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
> >
> >
> > However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to
forget their
> > worth.
> >
> > Pass this along to your women friends to remind them how amazing
they are
> >
> >
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