Don A.Q.: The last word in random hostility
So I was minding my own business, when someone messaged me on Yahoo! Messenger out of the blue.

duyulikpuddy69: hi.... anyone there?
me: u are?
duyulikpuddy69: oh your [sic] there hi...
me: who are you?
duyulikpuddy69: all my personal iinfo [sic] is on my web page, the link is in my profile.
duyulikpuddy69: a/s//l (age sex location)?

me: *rolls eyes and closes window*

duyulikpuddy69: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like tp [sic] chat.
me: i see
duyulikpuddy69: so what have you beeen up to crappy_bf?

me: *decides to make a half-hearted and, as can be seen from the next line, failed attempt at being friendly*

me: shit i don't even remember what my profile says
duyulikpuddy69: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was gettin kinda horny (*blushes)

me: *is deafened by bullshit, spammer, ho detector alarms all going off at once*

me: well, go jack off then
me: and stop bothering me
me: *reports duyulikpuddy69 for spamming*

This is her real Yahoo! id. Please feel free to annoy the vaginal discharge out of her if you've got nothing better to do with your time.  ¶
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