Laughing at the cosmic gag reel since March '04!

Links
L.E.W.D (click to know more):

Things that make her go fuck
Cheok of a Wong
The World's Greatest Full-Stop
A Hot Babe Worshipper
Vanity Spared Fifty Sixty (Formerly Wit and Spit)
Darth Sidious
Rambo's Professor
The Lewd Angel
Dr. Fletcher
No longer a slut, but still magically delicious!
The Mighty Hejin
小 Beng
Aaron Kwok lookalike (and no, there are no pictures, you horny bitches)
Her Tushees
Rambo Tan
Balderdash
Out And Proud: A Geek From Another Dimension
The Feisty Bitch

Fred And Phil

-Fred and Phil- Life Vanity Directions Bus boys The Light Sex Sells Great Expectations The Universe and Everything All in the Mind Offspring The Journey Oh, Fuck Up, Up, And Not Away Phil and Fred The One Twins More Haze Carefree A Summary Rejoicing TFATF Case of the Invisible WMDs The End

Fiction

- The Wind God Saga - Chapter 1: Spirits of Air Chapter 2: Blood Buddha Chapter 3: Opener of Ways

Hot Babe Blogs:

Chrissy, mega hot babe, you dun fuck will die with regrets

Other Blogs (that are not quite as good as mine):

Jesus, why would a guy use that domain name?
Wit and Spit
The Second Don of LEWD.
Techno Prince
The Lady of Beer, Booze and Brains
Jiameei
Got Faith?
Bu
Angelic Ex . . . Classmate
{CoC}MrToe®
King Meng, The King of Meng
Diling aka Sotoling: 101 ways to kill yourself
Queen Of Drinks
The Evil American
Goondu Gladys
Fellow God Of Clubs
Goddess Of The Maggot Brains (You did say you didn't want to be my #1 fan, after all).
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Unforgettables:

Clavion
David Gemmell

Recent Posts:

I disgraced myself in the eyes of my ancestors
Fred and Phil: Oh, Fuck
Internet Dating Tip #1
MLMs revisited
Fred and Phil: The Journey
Knives for guns.
This is fucking hilarious.
Fred and Phil: Offspring
Pluto got demoted
I am Jasmine

ARCHIVES

To Those Who Wish To Link Me:

Due to the fact that my ego is a humongous, bloated monstrousity, it is not highly unlikely that I wouldn't say no to your linking my blog, so there is no need to ask me.

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Winners of Adrian Coolness Points:

The Feisty Bitch: For reasons best known to ourselves. (1)
The Feisty Bitch: For getting featured on the Sunday Times (2)
Adri: For being geeky enough to write recursive prose. (1)
Sheena: For really, really liking my blog. (1)
Sheena: For the use of her finger. (2)
Sheena: For getting on the Straits Times. (3)
Ivan: For referring to me as one of "Singapore's leading bloggers". (1)
Ivan: For coming up with the PubicLicezilla idea. (2)
The Big Fuck: For being such a big fuck. (1)
The Big Fuck: For making the miniature Badge of Lewdness. (2)
Anonymous fan: For making a cool finger. (1)
Celly: For appreciating the genius behind the Pagan Bible here. (1)
Icebreeze: For being wise enough to flatter me. (1)
Barffie: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in the papers. (1)
Blinkymummy: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in TWO papers within the space of two days, fuckin' A! (2)
Jess: For being observant enough to spot the similarity between Lewdites and Luddites. You rock, babe. (1)
Jiameei: For being my champion against anonymous hecklers. (1)

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