Fashion sucks, again
Recently I saw this winner in an ad on some newspaper. It went something like this.

"Looking like your hair just got out of bed has never been easier than with . . ."

Let's see, where should I begin?

1) Your hair does not get out of bed, you do.
2) Leaving that aside for the moment, I have an easier way for you to make your hair appear as it would if you had just gotten out of bed, and it does not involve you having to spend your hard-earned G's on some crappy styling mousse or gel or whatever. Are you prepared? Here it is, in four simple steps:

• Go to bed at night as you normally would.
• Sleep until the sun comes up.
• Get out of bed.
• Don't comb your hair.

Sheesh.  ¶
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