More women in computer science
I read this article today, and I was wondering why they wanted more women in computer science courses. Does it really matter if there are women doing a job so long as there's someone doing it? According to them, it does, and they give a few reasons why this is so.

I think it matters too. In fact, I would go even further and venture the opinion that we do not only need more women in computer science, we need more members of a specialized subset of the female population in the field of computer science. We need more sluts. This is because if there were more sluts in computer science, the male coders would have more slutty colleagues and hence get laid more. Getting laid more would make them happier, and thus increase their productivity. Furthermore, when half the brainpower of the typical male coder is no longer dedicated to thinking up creative ways to get into the pants of some hot chick, these mental resources would be free to concentrate on coding instead, resulting in better quality of code.

In conclusion: sluts. We need more female sluts in computer science so that male coders will be able to produce more and better code.

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