I prove my assholiness yet again.
I was talking with a friend just now, and he had just completed his National Service (the mandatory 2-year
term in the armed forces for Singaporean males). So he was telling me that it's tough to be back in the civilian world because he hasn't found a job yet and there was no more allowance coming from the army. Then he jokingly wondered how many more people he had to sleep with.
Punchline: I'll pay you to not sleep with me, dude.
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