Whimsy
I just saw a profile picture of my colleague's on MSN and it showed him posing with a prominent leader in Singapore. This colleague of mine often sends me, via MSN, spammy links to Viagra or pr0n or whatnot. This is not because he is a pervert, but because his computer has a virus. The result of the confluence of all these is that I ended up wondering if that politician (who is quite old) uses a computer, and if he does, whether it's infected with a virus.

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  Slap fest!
I was randomly surfing videos and came upon this. 4 words: Fight Club for Chicks. And it was kinda hot.

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  I prove my assholiness yet again.
I was talking with a friend just now, and he had just completed his National Service (the mandatory 2-year sentence term in the armed forces for Singaporean males). So he was telling me that it's tough to be back in the civilian world because he hasn't found a job yet and there was no more allowance coming from the army. Then he jokingly wondered how many more people he had to sleep with.

Punchline: I'll pay you to not sleep with me, dude.

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  Rambling
I attended an event hosted by some government body recently, and it featured Google's Jolly Good Fellow. He seemed a pretty cool guy, humble and unassuming but probably terribly smart, as they all probably are at Google. During the event, he talked about how everyone in Google wants to change the world.

So, towards the end of the event, someone asked him what he was doing to change the world. He replied that he was trying to (and don't take this as a quote, because I do not have a perfect memory) promote mental fitness. If I remember correctly, he said that the key to this was meditation and that he hopes someday it will be as prevalent as physically working out to stay healthy. Like if you asked someone if they meditate, they would reply with "Well, of course. Duh." Then he said that this would holistically heal a lot of the world's existing problems. Like war would no longer exist if everyone just wanted peace.

Now, I just want to state for the record that I have nothing but respect for the first Singaporean to make it into Google, but I couldn't help but think of this Deep Thought by Jack Handey.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Because I am easily sidetracked, I started reading more quotes while looking for that quote and this one by James Arthur Baldwin struck me in particular. Here's to all of you out there who like lecturing younger people but never do anything noteworthy or noble.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

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Today I went to eat at a restaurant and I saw that they were hiring "Customer Service Representatives". Wow. Cool title. I almost applied for the job. Then I looked at the picture underneath it. Oh. They meant "waiter".

I think the world could do with less of this sort of crap.

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  Entrails?
My friend sent me this clip of some random carnage. Erm, thanks I guess.

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  Random recursion
I'm too lazy to post stuff, but I had an inexplicable urge to. So, my original intention was to post about some random funny shit. I couldn't think of anything funny to say, so I decided instead that it would be sort of clever to post the source code for a random number generator and title the post "random" instead. However, I ran into a snag there, because the source code for good random number generators are rather lengthy, and I somehow couldn't bring myself to post the code for an outdated one.

So I decided to post about the process of coming to the decision of posting about the process of coming to the decision of posting about the process of . . .

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