Silly Celly, Cowed By Caleb, Sheena's Bloggy, God Of Maggots
I notice that Silly Celly has been Cowboy Caleb-ed. Hmm, wait a minute, that does not sound as cool (or funny) as being popped by gandhi nor being browned. Come to think of it, "being Agag-ed" doesn't sound cool either. Why not refer to being Agag-ed as being balded by googa since his blog is titled "Balderdash"? And since Caleb is a Cowboy, why not refer to it as being "cowed by Caleb"? See how it can also be a pun for "cow" as in "cow char bor" (picking up chicks)? Fuck, I'm good. You fuckers just have no flair for wordplay. Anyway, seeing as I "discovered" Celle first, I shall shamelessly claim credit for, erm, discovering her. Man, I kick ass. MUAHAHAHAHA.

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Here's something I got in the mail.

Last picture says it all . . .





With a record-breaking height of 420-feet and record-breaking speed of 120 mph, Top Thrill Dragster delivers on its promise of thrilling riders this summer.

Even though I do sympathise with the girl for being unfortunate enough to have been caught on the camera of an obvious jerk, I must still say that it was fucking hilarious.

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In case any of you haven't been checking out the Big Fuck's blog, go check it out. It has now become laden with great iniquity. Since it will probably change, I have taken the liberty of immortalising it (at least until I graduate) here. Well, I did mirror it, but the photos didn't show, and I was too lazy to actually save all the photos manually, so you'll all just have to see it before it's gone.

To Big Fuck: You linked us all as pr0n, you fucker!

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Sheena has apparently become a goddess of the maggot-brains, due to her anti-Xiaxue's fans post. Check out the comments. Notice this in particular.

Sheena: "Hey people. I'm tired of saying I didn't mean to bash XX, but I only wanted to bash her sheep . . . "

The very next comment: "I think XX deserved to be bashed . . . "

I fail to comprehend how someone can be so stupid and still remember to breathe. Sheena says that "Goddess Of The Maggot Brains" is not a compliment. Someone suggested "cyborg" instead, but Sheena said she preferred "goddess" because she would get gifts, and tribute and shit like that. I think she wasn't thinking when she said that, because come on, does she really want gifts from maggots? They'd only give her rotten meat and (quite literally) shit like that. Personally, I'd have preferred to be a cyborg.

Due to the fact that she is not happy over it and also because I am a sadist, I shall change her link on my blog to "Goddess Of The Maggot Brains". She did ask to not be addressed as my #1 fan after all. As all men know, I am the most compliant of bloggers.

Also, since Sheena asked me if I was high when I told her that she'd have to wait in line to date me, I shall post some pictures of the admirers who are panting for a chance to have a date with me.



That's my friend from Hong Kong. An exchange student who's in love with me.



That's some chick who's been bombarding my e-mail.



That's . . . an April Fool's joke, as the more perceptive amongst you have probably noticed by now. In case I really do have stupid readers, let me reiterate: I do not know any of the women in the above photos. They're just random pictures off the internet. But hark! Lest any of you think that I'm a fucking wanker, I shall post a few pictures of The Feisty Bitch.





There you go, I'm not a wanker.

In case you're wondering whether I have any bigger pictures, yes I do, but why should I share them with you? Actually, the Feisty Bitch doesn't like to be well-known, unlike her more extroverted boyfriend.

In case you're wondering why all the pictures have me in them, it's a not-so-subtle hint that the Feisty Bitch comes with an Adrian, so don't be getting any ideas, men and lesbians.

In case you're wondering what she's doing with me, well, she asks herself that frequently too. I think it's pretty obvious that it's because I'm beautiful and brilliant.  ¶
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