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Friday, September 02, 2005
Hey, guys, here's more comedy for you. Check out the anonymous idiot's comments in response to my previous post.
Read the 5th post: Do u care if your wife isnt a virgin when u got married?. The second comment of that post is particularly nightmarish: (in proper english) : I dont want any guy coming to me and saying to me 'I fucked your wife (before)'!
# posted by Anonymous : 10:19 AM
Of course it will be nightmarish for you because you have a dainty dick. In my case, if someone said that to me, I would be able to say awesome shit like "Yeah, and she was singularly unsatisfied with the size of your member. It was like, 'are you in yet'? That's why she married me and not you."
But I'm a nice person, so I shall not keep harping on your inadequacy. I'm here to tell you, anonymous, that it is ok to have a small schlong! Really! None of us here looks down on you for having a microscopic member! Well, not much, anyway. We completely understand why it is that a man with a tiny tackle such as yours feels the uncontrollable need to compensate for it by getting creepily defensive about every insult, imagined or otherwise, hurled at you! And I'm sure everyone reading this agrees with me when I say that we admire your courage in trying to overcome your, erm, slight deficiency. Seriously, we do.
And here's another harebrained comment from the same person.
PSYCHOLOGY -- when one is insulted and spend some time to insult back, what 此地无银三百两 is there to talk about? it is understandable --- you slap me, I slap you back..
But when one reads a simple comment about a girl in a novel not being good enough for a guy and became so "incensed" about it that one has to start hurling vulgarities, that's when 此地无银三百两 come into play. You hear a person's comment on a novel and you want to slap him?!? Hey, what's the problem with you man? solve your own psychological problem regarding your gf or sister or mother's sexual experience yourself or with a psychologist!
# posted by Anonymous : 8:42 AM
To everyone else:
It is obvious that this moron does not get it. What I read was some pustule on the buttocks of humanity saying that a girl will not be good enough for a guy if she was raped and was hence no longer a virgin. Any person with the slightest sense of justice would be outraged by such a view. Where the fuck is he from, the fucking Taliban? And who is this shithead to pass judgement on a person's chastity? He is way too eager to talk about anal porn to make any claims of having a "chaste" mentality. What a fucking hypocrite, right?
And he even has the nerve to bring my gf/sister/mother into this. Normally, I would let it slide, because firstly, anyone who flames other people as anonymous is a fucking punk who hasn't got the balls to stand by what he says. Such people are undeserving of our time. That was the reason why I let it slide the first time he did it. However, seeing as he still doesn't get it, I feel a lesson of some sort is in order here. You guys just watch me fuck this guy's brain up. It will be fun.
To Anonymous Idiot:
Now, now, son, that's no way to talk to your father. I don't have a problem with my gf/sis/mother's sexual experiences, kid. I just hope it doesn't fuck your brain up when your mum reveals how much better than your "dad" I was in bed. Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Now come on over and give us a hug. Heheheheheh.
People like our dear anonymous here are so amazingly stupid that they're completely predictable. Being a narrow-minded individual, he will of course be unable to let such an insult slide. He will most likely post some more unimaginative insults about my ancestry (not to be confused with the sort of creative shit I just spun out), because he is a cowardly punk who does not dare to reveal his identity. Either that, or he will start doing really stupid stuff like asking me out for a silly showdown of some sort. That is unlikely because he probably doesn't have the balls to do so, and besides, how could he do that to me, his own father? Heheheheh.
In any case, I do not see the point of allowing him to inflict more of his unimaginative insults on the public consciousness, so I shall disallow anonymous comments.
Oops. Lesson #1: Never fuck with the owner of the blog, because he can delete your comments and also stop you from commenting. He can make you look as stupid as he wishes, because he controls the blog.
Naturally, he will still be unable to let this slide, so he will probably go sign up for a blogger account just to reply to me.
Go ahead and prove me wrong, you fucking punk.
Update: I have just realised that you are way too stupid to understand how to prove me wrong. No, it is not signing up for a blogger account and then posting more brainsick comments, because that is exactly what I said you would do, all right? Are you with me so far? The way to prove me wrong would be to NOT post anything anymore. Ever.
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All the nasty comments and still he makes no point. If being a virgin is so bloody important to him, then he must be one himself and therefore whatever he says cannot be justified because he hasn't been there yet. But if he isn't a virgin anymore, then he just shot himself in the feet. And no I don't take all the virginity is more important to girls than guys bollocks. It's just horse shit I'm telling ya.
Anon, for the good of our eyes, just quit it alright?
Anon, for the good of our eyes, just quit it alright?
Somehow, I get the feeling that this anonymous is one of my friends. I must say that having friends like these is extremely economical, since I no longer need to waste time looking for enemies. They come in 2-in-1 packages these days. =_="
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