Roaches suck, I rock
I hate roaches. They're the filthiest creatures ever to roam the earth. Roaches are evolutionarily designed to disgust people. They always look greasy and they have long antennae that are never still. Their legs are fucking hairy. They run in sudden spurts and they're apallingly stupid. The worst thing is that some of the motherfuckers can fly. Most insects understand danger and the fact that a creature 100 times larger than themselves is to be avoided. Not roaches, though. You stamp your foot near one, and the little motherfucker will run towards you. What the fuck is up with that? Do they not know that we can flatten them without breaking a sweat?

Last night, a huge roach landed on my table. I had no bug spray, and anyway, I doubt that my monitor would have benefited from the spray. So I bided my time and when the fucker came out, I sprayed it with air freshener. I was hoping that it would run out because cockroaches stink real bad when you squash them and I didn't want to stink up my room, but it kept playing hide and seek with me in the room. Finally, I managed to get it out of my room. I debated with myself a little bit about whether I should spare the fucker, but by then it had already become a vendetta, so I whacked it with a slipper. BAM! The filthy sonofabitch never knew what hit him. Adrian 1, roaches 0. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Anyways, after that I was telling the Evil American about the roach and here's what he said.

StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
dude
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
you know what works good on roaches?
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
grease cutting
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
um
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
like
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
cleaner
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
spray cleaner for like counter tops and stoves
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
seriously
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
eats their insides
StereoMan (4:08 AM) :
a roach is like 80% fat

And you guys wonder why I call him evil...  ¶
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