<$BlogRSDURL$>
I rock, you suck
Donate to my Beer Fund


If you enjoyed/hated my blog/have money to burn/are crazy, why not give me your money?
All you have to do is click on the button above.
No? Well, go on to the posts below, then, you prick.


Wednesday, May 05, 2004
 
Save the world. Kill Dumb Fucks

Hmm... who the fuck is antimush? Why does he not leave an email address or something? Oh, because he's a coward and he's afraid to reveal his identity. Why are these people so inane? Why do they go looking at other people's blogs and then posting messages expressing their distaste? Were they victims of child abuse? Were they knocked on their heads when they were little? Maybe no one will ever know. One incontrovertible fact about people such as antimush, however, is that they're retarded. Yes, I'm talking to you, you fucking asswipe cumbubble piece of shit. Why the fuck aren't you dead? With a brain capacity like yours, how the fuck do you remember how to breathe? You should have suffocated to death long before now. The strange thing is that when you were born, the doctor didn't dash your brains out against the wall. What the fuck was he thinking?

Dumb fucks like you shouldn't be allowed to breed because you only give birth to more dumb fucks who just keep corrupting the gene pool of the entire race. The evidence of that is everywhere. I mean, just look at the fucking people who comment on my blog. If that is an accurate sample size, in every eight persons, one is a fucking retard. About 8 years ago, when I first started using the internet, almost everyone who was online was intelligent and the normal human being to retard ratio was about 200:1. Now, however, the ratio is 7:1. How fucking sad is that? In a world population of 6 billion people, that would mean about 750,000,000 retards. Imagine that. 750,000,000 fucking morons walking around in the world today!

This is bad news for the human race, my friends. It appears that the retard gene is a dominant one, and their population is rising unchecked. The dumb fucks are breeding the rest of us out of existence, people. It's time to do something about it. It's time to fight back. How do you do this? By refusing to fuck anyone dumb, of course. Obviously, however, that is only the beginning. The dumb fucks can still breed amongst themselves (though it is still a mystery how they manage to figure out how), and it's a well-known fact that dumb fucks and other types of stupid people generally breed faster than intelligent people. The reason behind this is simple. Stupid people can't plan ahead! They don't realise that having 10 children when their income is $15k per year isn't a very good idea. This is, of course, due to the fact that stupid people suck at basic arithmetic and logic. Anyway, as I was saying, the time is coming for more drastic measures than simply not fucking retards. It is time to either actually actively kill every fucktard we come across, or it is time to sterilise each and every one of them.

If possible, appeal to the government in your country to pass this as law. Failing that, here's what you can do to contribute to the future of the human race. Gather a pile of bricks and wrap them in some stout material. Go ambush a fucking dumbass. It's easy because they're too dumb to pass the news and even if they did, other fucktards are too dumb to heed warnings. So after you've ambushed and captured your retard, tie him or her to the ground and slam the pile of bricks into the general area of his or her groin. Now, just as numbskulls have thick skulls, so dumb fucks probably have resilient genitalia, so pound his or her groin with your bricks a few times just to be sure you've got the job done properly. Congratulations, you've just sterilised a dumb fuck. Do this at least once a week, and you'll have helped to make the world a better place for everyone to live in. More importantly, you would have made sure that your children will be born into a better world. Most importantly, one of you might be lucky enough to get this antimush asshole. Good luck, humble readers. Embark on this holy quest now, and enjoy the benefits of a world without dumb fucks.
 
Comments:
Post a Comment
Back

Laughing at the cosmic gag reel since March '04!

Links
L.E.W.D (click to know more):


Fred And Phil

Fiction

Hot Babe Blogs:

Other Blogs (that are not quite as good as mine):


Unforgettables:

Recent Posts:

ARCHIVES

To Those Who Wish To Link Me:

Due to the fact that my ego is a humongous, bloated monstrousity, it is not highly unlikely that I wouldn't say no to your linking my blog, so there is no need to ask me.


Winners of Adrian Coolness Points:

The Feisty Bitch: For reasons best known to ourselves. (1)
The Feisty Bitch: For getting featured on the Sunday Times (2)
Adri: For being geeky enough to write recursive prose. (1)
Sheena: For really, really liking my blog. (1)
Sheena: For the use of her finger. (2)
Sheena: For getting on the Straits Times. (3)
Ivan: For referring to me as one of "Singapore's leading bloggers". (1)
Ivan: For coming up with the PubicLicezilla idea. (2)
The Big Fuck: For being such a big fuck. (1)
The Big Fuck: For making the miniature Badge of Lewdness. (2)
Anonymous fan: For making a cool finger. (1)
Celly: For appreciating the genius behind the Pagan Bible here. (1)
Icebreeze: For being wise enough to flatter me. (1)
Barffie: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in the papers. (1)
Blinkymummy: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in TWO papers within the space of two days, fuckin' A! (2)
Jess: For being observant enough to spot the similarity between Lewdites and Luddites. You rock, babe. (1)
Jiameei: For being my champion against anonymous hecklers. (1)


Powered by Blogger

Ablewise.com Free Classifieds - The Online Classifieds Solutions (TM)




free dating sites

Get custom programming done at GetACoder.com!