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Saturday, September 03, 2005
 
黑风洞

Seeing as how even the great Popagandhi has started writing Chinese posts, I thought I'd better come up with one of my own. As everyone knows, I Rock, You Suck is nothing if not a blind follower of fashionable fads. So here, in my own inimitable style, I Rock, You Suck proudly presents the epic story, 黑风洞!




传说中,有两只蚂蚁,而这两只蚂蚁是蚂蚁中的豪杰.第一只蚂蚁叫作英雄,第二只叫好汉.它们从小就在蚂蚁山上一起练蚂蚁神功.

有一天,它们兄弟俩终于练成了神功,于是便决定一起下山闯荡蚂蚁江湖.它们一路上路见不平,拔刀相助,并且帮了许多需要帮助的蚂蚁.英雄与好汉就这样,在江湖上打滚了几年.由于它们的蚂蚁神功实在太厉害,于是在蚂蚁江湖中几乎是无敌于天下.

有一天,它们听说了一个谣言,说南方有一个黑风洞,附近住着很多怪兽,而曾有不少蚂蚁江湖中的豪杰死在这些怪兽的手下.兄弟倆立即决定去找那黑风洞的怪兽,并与之一决雌雄.蚂蚁兄弟俩于是便下了南方寻找黑风洞.

它们找了几个月,终于找到了!正如谣言所说,黑风洞外的草,还真全是黑色的!当它们找到黑风洞时,天色已黑,于是好汉道:"我们就在洞外歇息一会儿,明日再入洞吧!"

但是英雄却说:"那怎么成?咱兄弟俩来到此地,就不可以临阵退缩!我可要入洞了.跟不跟来,就由你吧!"

说着,英雄就冲进黑风洞了.好汉想了想,还是觉得在洞外休息一晚才是明智的决定.于是,好汉便在洞外过了一夜.隔天早上,英雄从洞中奔了出来,喊道:"昨晚真的有怪兽入洞!是一条巨蛇!我看到了它,便使出了毕生修来的绝技,与它斗了起来!我还是第一次碰到那么棘手的对手呢!但是我们斗了几百回之后,我终于把那条巨蛇打败了!它吐了些白墨,边逃了出去,想必是被我打得内伤了吧!好汉啊,好汉.咱俩不是兄弟吗?巨蛇入洞时,你一定有瞧见.你为何没来帮我?"

好汉回道:"英雄兄,我的确是有看见巨蛇入洞.而我也想立刻进去助你一臂之力,可是每当我起身,就会有两粒巨石从天而降,把我压着啊!"

 
Comments:
Some legend...传说中
 
黑风洞 is.. happening.

= )
 
is there like, an english translation for that? :P

-tats
 
Heheheh. Quait funie.
 
nice one...albeit a bit fammiliar.
 
Yeah, I first heard it during secondary school, heheheh.
 
Yeah, if they hang around it long enough, they'll drown when the river of blood flows out of the cave.
 
好一个英雄; 好一个好汉; 管你有何神功护身,大难临头时, 还不是“自己顾自己”!

这个世界就是这样现实的。有福同享,行; 有难同当,难上加难 !

-Purple
 
就好像台湾节目《超级星期天〉的host, 阿亮说:

靠人,人跑
靠山,山倒
靠自己最好!
 
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