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Monday, April 05, 2004
 
My very first fan... *touched*

Yeah! I just got my first negative comment! I have a fan, dear humble readers. Some moron who calls him/herself "no name"! Let's all give "no name", who hails from the University of British Columbia, Vancouver, a warm round of applause.

Well, let's see what this mysterious fan had to say to me:

"first of all, your blog sucks. these comment boxes don't work too well. i think that you're one of those fucking losers who thinks he's hot shit, when in fact he's one of those fucked up losers you keep referring to in your blog. i bet you get lots of fake number from girls who are desperately trying to get away from your grossly overinflated sense of self."

Aww... looks like I touched a nerve there. Let's see what I can do to answer the concerns this poor sap has raised.

Moron with no name: first of all, your blog sucks.

Me: Nope. My blog kicks ass. He sucks.

Moron with no name: these comment boxes don't work too well.

Me: No one else except no name had any complaints, so it's probably because he's too fucking stupid to know how to use them properly. Even if they don't work well, however, why tell me? I didn't write the software, after all. That poor guy should stop his whining.

Moron with no name: i think that you're one of those fucking losers who thinks he's hot shit, when in fact he's one of those fucked up losers you keep referring to in your blog.

Me: "He"? "You"? What the fuck is he talking about? If he's going to insult someone, the least he could do is to get his language right instead of making himself look like a total moron in front of everyone else.

Moron with no name: i bet you get lots of fake number from girls who are desperately trying to get away from your grossly overinflated sense of self.

Me: He'd lose that bet, but that's not the point. What I'm wondering is why this guy (or gal) calls me a loser, yet reads my blog and even bothers to comment. I'm thinking that just makes him the bigger loser. Did he think that I would go "oh, no name, I have perceived the error of my ways and am heartily chastened by your words", and thereafter only blab about lost loves and the like on my blog? If not, what other possible motivations could he have had? What a depressingly stupid fucking idiot.
 
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