exasperating kitten... =_=
Like, some background first. Bacchus is me (because I've just discovered that I'm the god of revelry) and the other person is the fat furry fucker.

[11:36:02 PM] + ++ tatatee: yay now got so many babies in my family...
hee... fun.
i like carrying them... and tickling them.
[11:36:09 PM] bacchus: haha
[11:36:25 PM] bacchus: i like babies too
[11:36:37 PM] bacchus: especially when they do something stupid and
start crying
[11:36:43 PM] + ++ tatatee: erm ok.
[11:37:02 PM] + ++ tatatee: your repulsion for babies would be about
the same as mine for hung-like creatures.
[11:37:13 PM] bacchus: how did two people as radically different as u
and i become friends?
[11:37:26 PM] bacchus: we argue about EVERYTHING
[11:37:38 PM] + ++ tatatee: well, i suppose it had to be because at
that moment the stars moon sun and planets were all
perfectly aligned,
[11:37:40 PM] + ++ tatatee: and...
[11:37:41 PM] + ++ tatatee: lol.
[11:37:42 PM] bacchus: maybe we'll end up marrying each other or
something
[11:37:44 PM] bacchus: lol
[11:37:55 PM] + ++ tatatee: no please.
[11:38:04 PM] bacchus: look, if you're not married by the time you're
30...
[11:38:08 PM] bacchus: please kill me
[11:38:15 PM] + ++ tatatee: why??
[11:38:33 PM] bacchus: well, i'd be obliged to take you off the shelf
as a friend
[11:38:45 PM] + ++ tatatee: ha, i release you from such an obligation
[11:38:48 PM] bacchus: and i don't think i'd have the energy for that
[11:38:53 PM] bacchus: it would be horrible
[11:38:57 PM] + ++ tatatee: lol
[11:38:58 PM] + ++ tatatee: oh really.
[11:39:01 PM] bacchus: we'd fight over EVERYTHING

A long string of meaningless arguments later...

[12:17:23 AM] bacchus is as irresistable as a steamroller
[12:17:33 AM] + ++ tatatee: then yes.
[12:17:46 AM] + ++ tatatee: steamrollers arent irresistable.
[12:17:57 AM] bacchus: to humans, they are
[12:18:08 AM] bacchus: you can't push a steamroller back without aid
[12:18:09 AM] + ++ tatatee: you can turn off the engine.
[12:18:14 AM] + ++ tatatee: :grin
[12:18:27 AM] bacchus: =_=
[12:18:37 AM] bacchus: gah!
[12:18:43 AM] bacchus: i can't believe i married you!
[12:18:47 AM] bacchus: oh wait...
[12:18:48 AM] + ++ tatatee: what?
[12:18:49 AM] bacchus: lol
[12:18:51 AM] + ++ tatatee: lol
[12:18:55 AM] bacchus: whew  ¶
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