Power corrupts...
I am anti-establishment. I hate authority figures, because they thrive on secrecy and censorship. They are always trying to restrict other people, usually for the stupidest of reasons. Fuck those fuckers. Here's an ode to all you motherfucking idiots who have nothing better to do than running around imposing your fucking wills on people. May a thousand boils fester on your asses and on those of your children and your children's children and your children's children's children, all the way until time extinguishes your miserable line. I hope all of you rot in hell.

Let's start from the top, shall we? That would be the government. Fuck all governments, everywhere. You guys suck because you're fucking up the world to line your own fucking pockets. Fuck you, Bush, and that British lackey of yours. Where are the fucking WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction), you bitches? Destroying Iraq for spite or money I can handle. Lying about it is just lame. You guys suck. Like, totally. Fuck you, Saddam Hussein, because you have an ugly moustache. Fuck every government that allows war to happen in its country. Fuck every government that allows poverty to exist in its country. Fuck every government that uses only Windows, because you're a bunch of nitwits. Fuck every government that censors movies for political reasons because you're a bunch of fucking cowards. Zoolander was just a fucking comedy, for chrissake.

Fuck career soldiers. Most of you are fucking losers who wouldn't survive three months outside of the fucking armed forces. You're a bunch of fucking idiots and yet you act all high and mighty in camp and throw your weight around at all the poor conscripts. Of course, the conscripts are mostly morons too, but they could never aspire to the levels of stupidity that you lot have achieved. I know why you behave the way you do, though. In a nutshell, it's envy. You cannot stand the thought that the conscripted soldiers will in all likelihood make more money than you someday and that when you're too old to be crawling around in the fucking mud and become security guards because a lifetime of army training has made you unfit for anything else resembling real work, you'll have to call some of them "boss". That's why, in the true soldiering tradition of being appallingly stupid, you torture them as much as possible while you have the chance to in order to make up for the time when they finally get to pay you back. Guess what, motherfuckers? If you hadn't been nasty to them in the first place, they'd probably be nicer to you and not make you clean the toilets. You lot can kiss my posterior.

Fuck managers. Are you more productive when you're happy or when you're pissed? If you're even remotely normal, which you probably aren't, being retarded, you'd answer that you're more productive when happy. Why, then, do you go around pissing your fucking subordinates off? Why do you stop them from going for smoke breaks and toilet breaks as and when they feel like it? All that stupid stuff you do in the name of "discipline" only serves to make them inclined to do the barest minimum for you, you fucking idiot. The only truly effective (in the long run) discipline is self-imposed, turd-breath. Why don't you just set goals and deadlines for them and let them do their jobs, you moron? If they don't meet the standards you set, you can always fire them if they don't have valid reasons for not doing so. In the meantime, get out of the fucking way.

The list of authority positions filled up by mostly stupid and unimaginative people who deserve to get their faces kicked in is too long, so I'll just shorten it by saying this. Fuck teachers, fuck policemen, fuck the tax people, fuck parents, fuck elder siblings, fuck everyone. You all piss me off by being. Eat shit and die.  ¶
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