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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Time for a diet, Matt

Excerpts of a conversation between two geniuses

[09:53] me: yeah all the pools in sg are muddy
[09:53] me: the natural ones, i mean
[09:53] pieter: I tell ya, come to BC and I'll take you hiking. it's an experience
[09:54] me: heheh
[09:54] me: u just wana skinnydip with me
[09:54] me: faggot
[09:54] pieter: dude
[09:54] pieter: I just wanna feed you to the bears
[09:54] pieter: I'll tie a sausage to your freaking neck
[09:54] me: there are bears??
[09:55] me: well, i'll kick its ass
[09:55] pieter: right, you'll kick a grizzly bear's ass. all 400Kg of it
[09:55] me: yep
[09:55] me: i'll get matt to do it
[09:55] me: he's almost that heavy
[09:55] pieter: he's only 300Kg
[09:55] me: lol
[09:55] pieter: LOL
[09:55] me: dude, we've got to post this conversation
[09:57] pieter: it'll be good motivation for his diet
[09:57] me: he's on one?
[09:57] pieter: he will be after I post this
[09:58] pieter: that's the reason I'm doing this, to help him

Matt is, of course, the Evil American.
we only roast the ones we love Matt, as you so aptly put it.

So I guess I'm next, unless you don't love me.
wormmie here ^^

haha you both are so funny.. lol!
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