Blog Con REALLY Final Update
Ok, so I went to the blog con with Injenue and King Meng, right? I was contemplating whether I should blog a narrative account about my time there, but then, shit, everyone's already had a go at that. So I shall just say that I met like, a ton of people there. Finally met the Big Fuck, and man, he was a hoot. My respect for him has increased several notches, because the fucker can really drink, man. I must admit that he's a better drinker than me. The guy is a machine. He just kept going for more. Also, he's full of funny ideas. We crashed the VIP room and saw tits! Celebrity tits some more leh! MUAHAHAHAHA! I actually thought that the celebrity in question would turn out to be one ugly bitch, but as it turned out, she's actually rather petite. 干A!

I also met the Macniverse geek. Man, she's even more gorgeous in real life than in pictures, and so is her girlfriend. Oh wait, was that her girlfriend? Ah, nevermind, they were both fucking gorgeous anyway, heheheh. Ooh, and she took a fag from me! Woohoo, I gave the mighty Popagandhi a fag! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, I am so starstruck.

Then there was Agagooga, with his silky locks. Someone had put hairclips on him and he looked just darling, heheheheh. He seemed surprisingly reserved, though. Shit, my tenses seem to be going all over the place, but who cares, right?

I also met Daniel, who actually turned out to be the Scarecrow from Batman Begins. Shiiiit. Anyway, if you want to see his picture, you can refer to Sheena's post about the blog con.

The young lad, Darth Sidious, was also there, along with young Hejin. Man, they were so cute.

Eileen was there too, and she painstakingly corrected my pronunciation of her name. Apparently, it's pronounced as "I-lean" instead of "E-lean". So now you know, guys. Yes, I know that about a thousand of you are going to comment telling me that you already knew that. Whatever, do I look like I care? Anyway, nice to finally meet you, babe.

Also, I met the ever-adorable Blinkymummy and Moby Beng. Nice meeting you again, guys, heheheh. Anyway, that cock 小beng was there! And he saw me! And . . . didn't say hello. Cheebye! How can like that? You very dao leh! I very very disappointed, man.

The delectable Celle also came. She even brought her mum along. Ok, there's a rather funny story here. See, after the blog con, some of us were wondering where to party. Injenue had friends going over to Chinablack, while Blinkymummy was going to Zouk. Celle, on the other hand, was going over to Suntec to catch the Ministry Of Sound. The Big Fuck decided to go with Celle, but said he might come join us later, while I decided to go to Chinablack. Seriously, Chinablack sucks. The queue was so fucking long, and it didn't even move at all during the 15-20 minutes that we were queueing there. We already had friends up there, so we knew the place was fucking empty. So, what's the fucking big idea? I know that this is common practise, but jeez, these guys carry it to extremes. I mean, I don't care if they do it to some dumb kids, but hey, I am the motherfucking El Supremo of LEWD, ok! Sucky place. I'm not going back there unless I can jump queue, man.

So anyway, Injenue and I got tired of queueing up and decided to go off. Injenue went home, while I thought I'd head over to Suntec to look for Celle and the Big Fuck. So here's what happened. The Big Fuck and I were like fucking star-crossed lovers brudders, man. I found Celle, and she brought me in. She even got me cigars and drinks! Man, Celle sure is one great chick to know, haha. Thanks, babe! However, the thing is, the Big Fuck was no longer there! They'd lost him! So I danced there for a while, and man, Celle sure dances well to trance. You rock, babe! Anyway, I left early, because I felt sort of lonesome without any of my homies around (sorry about that, Celle). When I got home, I saw the Big Fuck on MSN and guess what? He'd gone over to Chinablack looking for me! The irony of it all. We both concluded, however, that it had been a good night, because afterall, we got free drinks and, damn it all, we saw tits!

Disclaimer: You may think, from the tone of the author's musings, that the author has never seen tits before. That is patently untrue. The author would like to clarify that he has seen lots of tits, ok? It's just because these tits were celebrity tits and were, moreover, unexpected, that the author has come across as somewhat starstruck. An unexpected set of tits is always a gift, ok? So there.

Update: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I met Barffie and her fiance, Naiveguy too! Nice meeting you guys! OOOMMMPPPHHH!!! \m/

Update to the update: Oh yeah! I forgot to mention Faith too! She passed me an evil pic of myself.



Thanks Faith. I look really hot in that picture.  ¶
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