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Thursday, July 14, 2005
Third Degree Beneficiary Of Rockson

I note that I have become the third degree beneficiary of Rockson's sudden popularity due to his post about the whole NKF fiasco. See, Blinkymummy is linked on the first page of his blog as of the time I am writing this. So naturally, some of his hits have been siphoned off to her blog and as a result, she has been getting a major spike in traffic these past few days. Out of the thousands of hits on her site, a coupla hundred or so of them have found their way to I Rock, You Suck. Considering the fact that my past few posts, save for the one about the terrorists, haven't exactly been brilliant, I think I should mention that I have way better stuff than the stuff you see here, people.

I mean, I could crap some golden shite out right at this moment, but I really can't be arsed to do it, because I am currently engaged in a much more noble pursuit than entertaining you dicks. So I shall redirect you fuckers who are here for the first time to one of my representative works, the Pagan Bible, which fucking kicks ass. I mean, seriously, this is the shit. It's the fucking number 1 link if you google for "pagan bible", for fuck's sake. So there you go, fuckers, now you won't feel cheated into reading a crappy blog.
i say, they surely won't think this is a crappy blog lah! they love ah beng blogs lah. lewd one somemore this is. and if they ever cared to read they'd never think of this helluva kickass blog as crappy.

and people, if you think this is a crappy blog, i think why not donate some beer fund to Don AQ to either 1) make him stupor enough to stay outta blogosphere 2) have a new avenue for some donation if you've just withdrawn from NKF's monthly donation scheme or 3) go on to read the posts, you pricks!
Wah seh. 小 beng! You say until my ego float up into the air liao! Just for that, I add you to LEWD!
how nice of you! thanks ah. remember to come back to earth okay. = X

just kidding!
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Anonymous fan: For making a cool finger. (1)
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Icebreeze: For being wise enough to flatter me. (1)
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