L.E.W.D. Update and Random Rambling
The Feisty Bitch
recently caught some perverted fucker masturbating outside her door while she was on the way home. Because she is a chick, all she could do was go back up the stairs and stomp down loudly in the hope that the bugger would be scared off by the noise. Fortunately for her, it worked. I wish I had been there with her, because man, I would have broken that wanker's (literally) balls for him. I mean, seriously, who does shit like that in the fucking stairwell?
The wanker should have stayed at home if he seriously needed to wank, because, come the fuck on, doesn't he know that his dick can catch a cold and die out in the open like that? Seriously, I am quite against wanking, and not only in public. I think wanking too much eventually makes you blind. Furthermore, everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
See? So please don't masturbate so much, guys. God is watching, ok?
Oh, and LEWD
welcomes its newest member, Don Lee
! So now, we have two fucking Dons in LEWD! 干A! I know, I know, Big Fuck
, LEWD is getting more and more distended by the day, but hey, taking over the world ain't no small undertaking, and I will take all the help I can get. Besides, the bugger is really rather funny and, damn it all, the man has good taste in blogs. He linked me before I even heard of him, and we all know how I love having my ego stroked. Anyway, LEWD wishes you good luck for your stint in the military, Don Lee. Have fun and try not to kill too many people, eh?
We don't really want to draw too much attention to ourselves at this early stage in the game, after all.