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Monday, June 27, 2005
 
Yet Again, I'm An Incredibly Funny Fucker

So I was talking to the kitten (an old online friend) on MSN today, and as usual, I was fucking funny. Here are some excerpts from our conversation. I'm posting this shite because I'm too lazy to bother writing something. Anyway, you guys should lap up whatever crap I feed you, ok?

Don AQ® says:
so what's up?
The Kitten says:
just thinking
Don AQ® says:
uh huh?
The Kitten says:
when you like somebody how everyting is magnified
Don AQ® says:
such as?
The Kitten says:
or actually, even when you don't like somebody
The Kitten says:
everyting is magnified too
Don AQ® says:
uh huh
The Kitten says:
like stuff that you'd normally not notice
The Kitten says:
gets on your nerves more, or makes you more excited or something
Don AQ® says:
yeah that's true
Don AQ® says:
and?
The Kitten says:
and just thinking
The Kitten says:
what that means
Don AQ® says:
well, it means that you've been thinking too much
The Kitten says:
lol
Don AQ® says:
some things just are
Don AQ® says:
there's no meaning to it
The Kitten says:
i will remember you said that
Don AQ® says:
hahahaha
Don AQ® says:
sure
The Kitten says:
but i don't think there's no meaning
The Kitten says:
maybe i just can't get it
The Kitten says:
heh
Don AQ® says:
by the time u use it against me, i'd have thought of a way around it, kitten
The Kitten says:
okay
The Kitten says:
i'll probably forget anyway
Don AQ® says:
haha you probably would
The Kitten says:
my brains feel like m&ms
Don AQ® says:
could that be a subliminal effect of having them as your profile pic?
The Kitten says:
perhaps perhaps
Don AQ® says:
there ya go
The Kitten says:
arghhs
Don AQ® says:
hahaha
The Kitten says:
yeah thinking too much is bad
Don AQ® says:
exactly
The Kitten says:
especially when my brains are rotted away
The Kitten says:
gzzz
Don AQ® says:
we should all just do whatever instinct tells us
The Kitten says:
no
Don AQ® says:
things would be a lot less complicated
The Kitten says:
well
Don AQ® says:
there'd be less people around, for one thing
The Kitten says:
lol
The Kitten says:
i don't really think so
The Kitten says:
more people would have unprotected sex, i hear it's better.
Don AQ® says:
it is
The Kitten says:
and hence the number of kids born from that
The Kitten says:
would outnumber the number fo people killed
Don AQ® says:
but equally, more people would kill each other
Don AQ® says:
much more
The Kitten says:
are you sure
Don AQ® says:
i'd be the only person in singapore
The Kitten says:
lol
The Kitten says:
right
Don AQ® says:
yes
The Kitten says:
okay whatever
Don AQ® says:
there ya go
Don AQ® says:
simple answers to life's difficult questions
Don AQ® says:
by Don AQ

Sometime later . . .

The Kitten says:
why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Don AQ® says:
duno. stupid people like colorful objects, i guess

Yet again later, after she'd sent me "The Rainbow Connection", I told her that I was forced to learn it in primary school.

The Kitten says:
hahahahahaha
The Kitten says:
spastic
The Kitten says:
i can't imagine u were ever a kid
The Kitten says:
ur such a dark character
Don AQ® says:
HAHAHAHAHA
The Kitten says:
i imagine u born like that
Don AQ® says:
man that's hilarious

See that? I am such a dark character. What the hell? I am all sweetness and sunshine, kitten.
 
Comments:
cough.
you've got 0 comments? what? people getting bored of this place or what?
 
It's inevitable that people will get bored, kitten. This blog is really nothing more or less than an unabashed shrine to my ego, after all.
 
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