Yet Again, I'm An Incredibly Funny Fucker
So I was talking to the kitten (an old online friend) on MSN today, and as usual, I was fucking funny. Here are some excerpts from our conversation. I'm posting this shite because I'm too lazy to bother writing something. Anyway, you guys should lap up whatever crap I feed you, ok?

Don AQ® says:
so what's up?
The Kitten says:
just thinking
Don AQ® says:
uh huh?
The Kitten says:
when you like somebody how everyting is magnified
Don AQ® says:
such as?
The Kitten says:
or actually, even when you don't like somebody
The Kitten says:
everyting is magnified too
Don AQ® says:
uh huh
The Kitten says:
like stuff that you'd normally not notice
The Kitten says:
gets on your nerves more, or makes you more excited or something
Don AQ® says:
yeah that's true
Don AQ® says:
and?
The Kitten says:
and just thinking
The Kitten says:
what that means
Don AQ® says:
well, it means that you've been thinking too much
The Kitten says:
lol
Don AQ® says:
some things just are
Don AQ® says:
there's no meaning to it
The Kitten says:
i will remember you said that
Don AQ® says:
hahahaha
Don AQ® says:
sure
The Kitten says:
but i don't think there's no meaning
The Kitten says:
maybe i just can't get it
The Kitten says:
heh
Don AQ® says:
by the time u use it against me, i'd have thought of a way around it, kitten
The Kitten says:
okay
The Kitten says:
i'll probably forget anyway
Don AQ® says:
haha you probably would
The Kitten says:
my brains feel like m&ms
Don AQ® says:
could that be a subliminal effect of having them as your profile pic?
The Kitten says:
perhaps perhaps
Don AQ® says:
there ya go
The Kitten says:
arghhs
Don AQ® says:
hahaha
The Kitten says:
yeah thinking too much is bad
Don AQ® says:
exactly
The Kitten says:
especially when my brains are rotted away
The Kitten says:
gzzz
Don AQ® says:
we should all just do whatever instinct tells us
The Kitten says:
no
Don AQ® says:
things would be a lot less complicated
The Kitten says:
well
Don AQ® says:
there'd be less people around, for one thing
The Kitten says:
lol
The Kitten says:
i don't really think so
The Kitten says:
more people would have unprotected sex, i hear it's better.
Don AQ® says:
it is
The Kitten says:
and hence the number of kids born from that
The Kitten says:
would outnumber the number fo people killed
Don AQ® says:
but equally, more people would kill each other
Don AQ® says:
much more
The Kitten says:
are you sure
Don AQ® says:
i'd be the only person in singapore
The Kitten says:
lol
The Kitten says:
right
Don AQ® says:
yes
The Kitten says:
okay whatever
Don AQ® says:
there ya go
Don AQ® says:
simple answers to life's difficult questions
Don AQ® says:
by Don AQ

Sometime later . . .

The Kitten says:
why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Don AQ® says:
duno. stupid people like colorful objects, i guess

Yet again later, after she'd sent me "The Rainbow Connection", I told her that I was forced to learn it in primary school.

The Kitten says:
hahahahahaha
The Kitten says:
spastic
The Kitten says:
i can't imagine u were ever a kid
The Kitten says:
ur such a dark character
Don AQ® says:
HAHAHAHAHA
The Kitten says:
i imagine u born like that
Don AQ® says:
man that's hilarious

See that? I am such a dark character. What the hell? I am all sweetness and sunshine, kitten.  ¶
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