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Sunday, June 19, 2005
I was just thinking that I should get a cat. Then I could go around meeting people who own hamsters. I'd shake their hands and tell them, "Hi! You know, my pet can eat your pet."
So I was smoking in the corridor today, and this little kid living in the opposite block kept shouting "uncle" to me. I waved to her and she waved back, and when I'd finished my fag and was going back in, she shouted "uncle bye bye" to me and waved her little mitts again. The brat was so fucking adorable. I mean, she was, like, shouting out to me across the fucking car park. I could just eat her up. I'd started sharpening my fork before I realised that perhaps eating up the neighbours' kids wouldn't be very good for the chances of my continued residence in Singapore.
That is all.
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Buy a lion with frickin' laser beams...then you can go up to ANY pet owner and tell em the same thing.
Get a pet grizzly bear... or crocodile... or heck, when I finally get around to cloning some Tyrannosaurus, I'll give you the perfect gift - bodyguard, status symbol and enemy disposal in one 12 metre, 6-ton package.
You are not alone, I got colleauges who address me as "uncle" in front of their children. "Come children, meet uncle Lupin", I was like shit, I am only quarter of a century old, single and unmarried and have kiddy cousin 20 years younger than me, and now I been labelled as an uncle. I think I will never get a gf liao. Maybe I should just go vietnam to find a freaking wife.
Feisty Bitch: Why? It's a respectful honorific, right?
Metalfyre and Ivan: I just want something that can eat small, cute little rodents, not something that can eat ME!
Lupin: I think you're partially right.
Metalfyre and Ivan: I just want something that can eat small, cute little rodents, not something that can eat ME!
Lupin: I think you're partially right.
eh uncle..i always told you you old liao rite..haha.. unlike me.. still in my youth.. =)
anyway did u check out the xiao mei mei then? hehe..u never know if she has a pretty elder sis!
anyway did u check out the xiao mei mei then? hehe..u never know if she has a pretty elder sis!
Adrian, hey weren't you were 3 feet tall? That would make lions lil kitties by comparison. hehe :D
-Wade
-Wade
# posted by 
: June 20, 2005 at 11:42 PM
: June 20, 2005 at 11:42 PM
Btw, who needs a cat. I'll eat a hamster anytime myself. Muahhaha!
-Wade
-Wade
# posted by : June 20, 2005 at 11:49 PM
: June 20, 2005 at 11:49 PM
I have a hamster but I wish I had a cat as well.
Don't worry....a lot of people also call me uncle. Fucknuts.
Don't worry....a lot of people also call me uncle. Fucknuts.
Eileen: I only like strays. :p
Icebreeze: Wah seh, they would need more than ten years' difference in age to make her elder sis even relevant to me leh.
Wade: Haha, I am a giant only some of the time.:p
Feisty Bitch: Don't blame the sprout, it's just the way we talk. :p
sb: Yeah, man. I don't really mind being called that by a toddler lah. :D
LIP: Thanks, babe!
Daniel: You were always one of the sharper readers. >:)
Icebreeze: Wah seh, they would need more than ten years' difference in age to make her elder sis even relevant to me leh.
Wade: Haha, I am a giant only some of the time.:p
Feisty Bitch: Don't blame the sprout, it's just the way we talk. :p
sb: Yeah, man. I don't really mind being called that by a toddler lah. :D
LIP: Thanks, babe!
Daniel: You were always one of the sharper readers. >:)
Please tell me you're a fan of J. D. Salinger. You sound exactly like Holden Caulfield from "Catcher in the Rye".
Excellent post.
Excellent post.
Sid: Hehehe, thanks man.
Screwy Skeptic: Thanks, but I've never heard of J. D. Salinger, though "Catcher in the Rye" does ring a bell.
Screwy Skeptic: Thanks, but I've never heard of J. D. Salinger, though "Catcher in the Rye" does ring a bell.
Hm. The protagonist pretty much talks in the same tone you use in this post for the entire book. You might like it. Scratch that. You would most definitely like it.
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