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Tuesday, September 06, 2005
I Am A Wrathful God

Today, I stepped on a coupla ants while I was smoking. They were clustering around some food dropped on the floor, and to them, it was probably the great event of the day or something. Until my huge foot came along, of course, but then, that's life, isn't it?
Should have burnt them. Then you get a meal. Smoked ants... Yum...
I once did that to a nest of red ants that kept biting me. Came back with a stick wrapped in toilet paper and dipped in diesel. Found the nest, lit the stick, and shoved it into the heart of the nest. Muahahahaha... burn muthafuckas... BURN!!!!!!
well, I don't believe in killing living creatures.
But you're right, shit happens, whether you're an ant or a human.
'Off' mosquito repellent + a good lighter = volia...ant flambe..
ATTENTION: There is a dirty spot on donaq's boots. Apparently all you dipshits haven't licked them enough yet today. Please, for the love of all that is holy, get to fucking work. We can’t have our beloved donaq walking around in dirty boots. How do you think he is going to pick up men at the local karaoke bar when he’s prancing around in his dirty boots?! Get to work, you fucks!

-Original Anonymous

I don't have work. I'm just a poor student, like most of the other readers. =(
Aw... a troll... how cute.
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