IM about Valentine's Day, more or less
I IMed a female friend just now.AQ: hiFriend: hi! happy vday! heheAQ: happy grossly over-commercialised day to you too!Friend: pah. you're just being a wet blanket
Aside: Who uses "pah" these days??AQ: no no
AQ: i sincerely despise vday and the misguided idiots who celebrate it
AQ: if u love someone, everyday is special
AQ: if you don't, well, you might as well be aloneFriend: haha
Friend: good thing for me then, that the person i'm interested in, his birthday is on vdayAQ: lol
AQ: does he know that your loins burn with desire for him?Friend: what???
Friend: no he doesn't know that i like him, if that's what you mean.
Friend: my loins don't burn. i don't have like crabs.AQ: well, aren't you gonna tell him?Friend: nope.
Friend: i don't intend to tell him. not this year anyway
Friend: you know me.. i always have a problem telling the real thing from a crush.AQ: the best way to determine if it's a crush is to like fuck himFriend: ...
Friend: lol, that's slightly difficult seeing as how he's not even in this country.AQ: after that, if it fades, you know it was just the fires of lust in your loinsFriend: haha
Friend: stop using that loin thing
Friend: it's funnyAQ: i know
AQ: i'm always funnyFriend: no you're not sometimes you're weird and a little bit freakyAQ: ok that i'm not gonna blogFriend: pah
Friend: you're just like the singapore governmentAQ: i never sought to be different, just triumphantFriend: right.
Friend: the only difference being you don't do it for the betterment of society.
Friend: then again, for you, society consists entirely of self. so.AQ: you mean it doesn't?Friend: haha
Friend: not for others, it doesn't. :PAQ: what others?