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Monday, February 13, 2006
I IMed a female friend just now.
AQ: hi
Friend: hi! happy vday! hehe
AQ: happy grossly over-commercialised day to you too!
Friend: pah. you're just being a wet blanket
Aside: Who uses "pah" these days??
AQ: no no
AQ: i sincerely despise vday and the misguided idiots who celebrate it
AQ: if u love someone, everyday is special
AQ: if you don't, well, you might as well be alone
Friend: haha
Friend: well
Friend: good thing for me then, that the person i'm interested in, his birthday is on vday
AQ: lol
AQ: does he know that your loins burn with desire for him?
Friend: what???
Friend: no he doesn't know that i like him, if that's what you mean.
Friend: my loins don't burn. i don't have like crabs.
AQ: well, aren't you gonna tell him?
Friend: nope.
Friend: i don't intend to tell him. not this year anyway
Friend: you know me.. i always have a problem telling the real thing from a crush.
AQ: the best way to determine if it's a crush is to like fuck him
Friend: ...
Friend: lol, that's slightly difficult seeing as how he's not even in this country.
AQ: after that, if it fades, you know it was just the fires of lust in your loins
Friend: haha
Friend: stop using that loin thing
Friend: it's funny
AQ: i know
AQ: i'm always funny
Friend: no you're not sometimes you're weird and a little bit freaky
AQ: ok that i'm not gonna blog
Friend: pah
Friend: you're just like the singapore government
AQ: i never sought to be different, just triumphant
Friend: right.
Friend: the only difference being you don't do it for the betterment of society.
Friend: then again, for you, society consists entirely of self. so.
AQ: you mean it doesn't?
Friend: haha
Friend: not for others, it doesn't. :P
AQ: what others?
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IM to a friend before Valentine's Day:
Me: You want YMCA song?
Him: Wantz.
Sending took 30 minutes.
Him: Thanks a lot.
This comment is totally and entirely irrelevant to Valentine's Day.
On another note, I'm listening to YMCA song right now. I have it on repeat mode.
It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
Post a CommentMe: You want YMCA song?
Him: Wantz.
Sending took 30 minutes.
Him: Thanks a lot.
This comment is totally and entirely irrelevant to Valentine's Day.
On another note, I'm listening to YMCA song right now. I have it on repeat mode.
It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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