Advice: Run spellcheckers.
I saw this on someone's personal ad while reading
the onion.
The five items I can't live without: "Love, laughter, life, language, and laditudinarians. Go ahead, you know you want to look it up."
Well, I did look it up and guess what, there was no such word. The correct spelling is "latitudinarians". It more or less means an open minded person (especially where religious matters are concerned). Trying to look smart by using a big word and getting the spelling wrong tends to achieve the opposite effect.
Don A.Q.: 1
pretentious (but still dumb) bitch: -1000000