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Sunday, October 31, 2004
 
REAL men are rare.

This is with regards to Anna's latest post. Tagboard sucks so I'm posting the rest of my reply here.

#1: That's because they're weenies. The REAL men are doing something macho like mathematics, science or engineering. You're just unlucky enough to get caught in a predominantly himbo environment.

#2: It's because of ego. Most guys have a problem with asking for help. So if the guy's not interested in you, he finds it irritating when you ask for help and can't understand why you can't solve your own problems. Of course, a REAL man would be smart enough to solve any problems you could possibly bring to him in about 5 seconds flat. Unfortunately for you, they're rare over there.

#3: Any man who whines about his own problems incessantly is a fucking pussy and doesn't deserve your attention. Stop talking to those losers.

#4: Men have high sex drives and those who can't get pussy are always desperate. That's a fact of life no one can change. If you wish to talk to a man who's not desperate, then talk to someone who gets laid all the time. Of course, other people will probably think you're desperate then.

There you go. Hope that helps.

Oh, and to any pussy himbo who read this post and got offended, you can suck on my balls.
 
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