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Friday, February 04, 2005
Evil American got sand in his vagina

I just saw this on the Evil American's blog.

I am now officially a coffee drinker. Not cool.

PS - Adrian, your blog is cute, but it's no Maddox. Cut the act. You're probably a huge pussy in real life.

PPS - How's your girlfriend doing?


I am utterly hurt. I feel the need to "talk" about my "feelings" with someone "sensitive", Matt. Yes, I am a huge pussy in real life. I was never like the image portrayed on my blog until I read Maddox. You've totally exposed me for the fraud that I am. Why? Why would you do such a mean thing? Did you get sand in your vagina? Is it because you still haven't lost weight?

p.s. Coffee helps you lose weight . . . eventually.
p.p.s. The bitch is fine, thanks for asking. ;)
As fine as anyone with 10 uclers in her mouth can be.
he didn't tell you about the genital herpes he has on his mouth?


LOL and you'd know that cos... you gave it to him?? :D

-runs before adrian scratches belly and does all sorts of mushy abusive things that he does to cats*
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