Evil American got sand in his vagina
I just saw this on the Evil American's
I am now officially a coffee drinker. Not cool.
PS - Adrian, your blog is cute, but it's no Maddox. Cut the act. You're probably a huge pussy in real life.
PPS - How's your girlfriend doing?
I am utterly hurt. I feel the need to "talk" about my "feelings" with someone "sensitive", Matt. Yes, I am a huge pussy in real life. I was never like the image portrayed on my blog until I read Maddox. You've totally exposed me for the fraud that I am. Why? Why would you do such a mean thing? Did you get sand in your vagina? Is it because you still haven't lost weight
p.s. Coffee helps you lose weight . . . eventually.
p.p.s. The bitch is fine, thanks for asking. ;)