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Friday, February 11, 2005

I have got to be the most fucking dehydrated guy on the fucking planet. I just plucked a nostril hair and it had split ends. Who the fuck gets split ends in their nostril hairs?
I discovered your blog through Hai~Ren, and I love it, I really do. It's the most deliciously disgustingly vulgar blog I've ever come across. Completely appeals to my baser instincts (even though I'm a girl, I abhor all semblance of femininity and demureness).

I'm in Arts with Agagooga, but I assure you I'm hell of a lot smarter than him, and as smart as YOU are, your intelligence level is probably only about 70% (rounded UP to the nearest tenth; it's actually more like 60.00463%) of mine. And I'm not a SASCAL. Ask him, I'm sure he'll agree.

By the way I've linked you to my blog, hope you don't mind.

Wait. Mind, WTF?! You ought to be flattered!

Your blog really rocks. Keep on sucking and swallowing!
Cool. I despise girly girls. Of course, that doesn't prevent me from screwing the pretty ones, but that's a whole other story.

Of course I don't mind being linked. Ahh . . . vanity. Definitely my favourite sin.
who plucks their nose hair???
Hey, it takes effort to be as magnificently beautiful as I am.
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