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Saturday, March 19, 2005

Recently, Sheena wrote a sarcastic post in her blog about how homosexuals and smokers are evil and some shit like that in response to recent articles in the papers. To me, it was pretty fucking obvious that she was being sarcastic, but still some dumb lesbian and smoker took her to task for being a narrow-minded bitch or some shit like that. The reason I'm being so fucking vague is because the whole episode is so fucking ridiculous.

Sheena got very agitated and wrote a long reply to the dumb bitch explaining herself. Upon skipping said long reply, I posted a remark telling her that I can't believe she actually bothered to reply. Sheena then said that it's because she hates being accused of something she did not do.

Well, Sheena, being the overall awesome godlike person that I am, I shall enlighten you. Here's what I have to say. Get used to it. In the first place, any jackass can get through life without pissing anyone off. However, you can never get anything of worth done without offending some stupid bitch with sand up their vagina, because everyone these days is so bent on asserting their individuality, getting their dumbass views heard and trying to make sure other people know they exist by being complete jerks.

Secondly, no matter how hard you try, you will never be able to teach sheep astrophysics, so chill.

I just did this nerd test.

I am nerdier than 98% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

For reasons that should be obvious, I'm exceedingly curious as to how Adri would fare in this test.
Yeah, guess you're right. If people start out being stupid, no amount of explanations will make them understand. I'm just glad you and my other smart readers are discerning enough to comprehend sarcasm.

But I still hate being accused of things I didn't do.

And you're a nerd!!! A FUCKING NERD!!! LOL~
Yes, I am indeed a nerd who fucks.
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