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Monday, September 20, 2004

I am still alive. Look out, world.

I have not died. *enjoys looks of dismay*

Nor have I decided to stop blogging. *enjoys moans of despair from everyone*

I've just been a tad busy.

So anyway, I've watched the final episode of Friends and I'll probably blog about Friends next. I'm too lazy to do that now, though. Do check out Maddox's latest, though. It cracked me up to know that there are actually people that stupid. Poor children of MAM. Mothers against Maddox? What the fuck were they thinking? I heartily encourage everyone to use their contact email for porn subscriptions. Maybe if they watched more porn, their heads will actually emerge from their sphincters.

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Comments:

what is a sphincter... no, i aint gonna sign u up for porn. tt'll just make u happy. lol. i killed my old blog and i razed my other one. in a fit of pique. yes. the follies of youth. oh well.

-tats

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The Feisty Bitch: For reasons best known to ourselves. (1)
The Feisty Bitch: For getting featured on the Sunday Times (2)
Adri: For being geeky enough to write recursive prose. (1)
Sheena: For really, really liking my blog. (1)
Sheena: For the use of her finger. (2)
Sheena: For getting on the Straits Times. (3)
Ivan: For referring to me as one of "Singapore's leading bloggers". (1)
Ivan: For coming up with the PubicLicezilla idea. (2)
The Big Fuck: For being such a big fuck. (1)
The Big Fuck: For making the miniature Badge of Lewdness. (2)
Anonymous fan: For making a cool finger. (1)
Celly: For appreciating the genius behind the Pagan Bible here. (1)
Icebreeze: For being wise enough to flatter me. (1)
Barffie: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in the papers. (1)
Blinkymummy: For furthering the LEWD cause by appearing in TWO papers within the space of two days, fuckin' A! (2)
Jess: For being observant enough to spot the similarity between Lewdites and Luddites. You rock, babe. (1)
Jiameei: For being my champion against anonymous hecklers. (1)

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