A joke
Three cowboys are camoing in the wilderness, and they decide to tell stories about how tough they are. The first cowboy say, "I once tamed a bull that had just previously killed 4 men"
The second cowboy says, "Thats nothing! I once had a 9 foot long rattlesnake try to bite me in the face. I caught it, bit its head off, sucked out the venom and ate it raw."
The third cowboy sat silently stirring the hot coals of the fire with his penis.