Adrian? Na.
Whatever happened to Adri's blog? When I click on her link, all I get is a page telling me to contact the billing department. Come back, Adri. We miss you.
Anyway,
here's some geek humor.
Update: I especially like this one.
If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:
Jesus | Windows 95 |
Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day now." |
Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive | Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive |
Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486* |
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates. | Will be used to judge Bill Gates |
Bible says, "In Him, all things are possible." | Windows 95 doesn't even run all possible Windows apps |
Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good computers into furniture. |
Born in a manger. | Resembles something found in a barn. |
Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory protection |
Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows 3.1. |
Jesus performed great works for the multitudes | Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works. |
Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame |
*A 486 was considered very fast at the time