If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:
Jesus Windows 95 Said, "Surely I come quickly." Has been promised "any day now." Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive Can walk on water. Can crawl on a 486* Sits in judgement at the pearly gates. Will be used to judge Bill Gates Bible says, "In Him, all things are possible." Windows 95 doesn't even run all possible Windows apps Started life as a carpenter. Turns perfectly good computers into furniture. Born in a manger. Resembles something found in a barn. Remembered for protecting the weak. Has weak memory protection Was raised from the dead. Was created from Windows 3.1. Jesus performed great works for the multitudes Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works. Jesus has no sin. Windows 95 has no shame