Ok, I have obviously been talking to people on IM way too much. In the interests of protecting my friend's identity, I shall call that friend X, as opposed to erm . . . that person's actual name/initials.
See, here was what happened. I was bored and I told X so.
(21:56:43) AQ: i'm bored again(21:56:55) X: haha
(21:56:58) X: join the club(21:57:12) AQ: wait, there's an actual club for bored people?
(21:57:13) AQ: cool!
(21:57:17) AQ: where do i sign??(21:57:44) X: on my bored asshole(21:57:52) AQ: woh
(21:58:05) AQ: isn't that kind of a small target(21:58:05) X: hahahaha(21:58:17) AQ: can i use thumbprint?
(21:58:18) AQ: hahahahaha(21:58:24) X: hahahhaa
That was funny, right? Being a total blog whore, I of course said that I should blog about this. However, X reacted as if I had just suggested anal sex.
(21:58:37) AQ: shit i gotta blog this conversation
(21:58:38) AQ: hahahahaha(21:58:41) X: NO!!!!!
(21:58:46) X: don't
(21:58:48) X: hahahaha
However, I promised to protect X's identity.
(21:58:51) AQ: i'll protect your identity(21:58:52) X: fucking cock lah(21:58:54) AQ: no worries(21:58:55) X: hahhahaha
(21:59:02) X: sheesh
Whereupon X started to seem more relaxed . . .
I told him to lighten up.
(21:59:07) AQ: hahaha
(21:59:18) AQ: i thought it was very hilarious(21:59:50) X: my assholes at stake here leh(21:59:55) AQ: hahahaha(22:00:04) X: why don't you write that you were the one saying the asshole part....(22:00:05) AQ: dude, lighten up. we were just talking cock.(22:00:05) X: hahahhaa(22:00:12) AQ: lol
X claimed to not be afraid . . .
(22:00:14) X: i know lah...i also not scared lah...hahaha
But I knew better, of course. You were scared shitless, weren't you? Heheheheheh.