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Sunday, September 11, 2005
Another Conversation

Ok, I have obviously been talking to people on IM way too much. In the interests of protecting my friend's identity, I shall call that friend X, as opposed to erm . . . that person's actual name/initials.

See, here was what happened. I was bored and I told X so.

(21:56:43) AQ: i'm bored again
(21:56:55) X: haha
(21:56:58) X: join the club

(21:57:12) AQ: wait, there's an actual club for bored people?
(21:57:13) AQ: cool!
(21:57:17) AQ: where do i sign??

(21:57:44) X: on my bored asshole
(21:57:52) AQ: woh
(21:58:05) AQ: isn't that kind of a small target

(21:58:05) X: hahahaha
(21:58:17) AQ: can i use thumbprint?
(21:58:18) AQ: hahahahaha

(21:58:24) X: hahahhaa

That was funny, right? Being a total blog whore, I of course said that I should blog about this. However, X reacted as if I had just suggested anal sex.

(21:58:37) AQ: shit i gotta blog this conversation
(21:58:38) AQ: hahahahaha

(21:58:41) X: NO!!!!!
(21:58:46) X: don't
(21:58:48) X: hahahaha

However, I promised to protect X's identity.

(21:58:51) AQ: i'll protect your identity
(21:58:52) X: fucking cock lah
(21:58:54) AQ: no worries
(21:58:55) X: hahhahaha
(21:59:02) X: sheesh

Whereupon X started to seem more relaxed . . .

I told him to lighten up.

(21:59:07) AQ: hahaha
(21:59:18) AQ: i thought it was very hilarious

(21:59:50) X: my assholes at stake here leh
(21:59:55) AQ: hahahaha
(22:00:04) X: why don't you write that you were the one saying the asshole part....
(22:00:05) AQ: dude, lighten up. we were just talking cock.
(22:00:05) X: hahahhaa
(22:00:12) AQ: lol

X claimed to not be afraid . . .

(22:00:14) X: i know lah...i also not scared lah...hahaha

But I knew better, of course. You were scared shitless, weren't you? Heheheheheh.
yeah lah...shitless so that you could sign on my asshole what...haha. oops...did i just reveal my identity??? damn it.
And, I'm back.
Lewd nature and all.
I'm not bored but I'd love to sign anytime. ; )
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