Weird Dream. Again.
So, I had this weird dream last night. Here's a transcript of me telling Blinkymummy
about it because I can't be bothered to type it all out again. Besides, our conversations are always sort of funny too.
(10:29:14) AQ: morning
(10:29:32) AQ: i just woke up from this SUPER WEIRD dream(10:31:09) BM: what what?
(10:31:16) BM: faster tell me!!(10:31:24) AQ: gross(10:31:33) BM: even you say it's gross(10:31:35) AQ: ok i dreamt that i could fly (again)(10:31:36) BM: it must be damn bad(10:31:45) AQ: then damn shiok right(10:31:53) AQ: so i fly here fly there(10:31:58) AQ: and i started showing off(10:32:11) AQ: u know, waving to people on the 20th floor and all that shit(10:32:16) BM: hee hee hee(10:32:19) AQ: then hor(10:32:25) AQ: there was this hot chick(10:32:29) BM: me me me!!(10:32:34) AQ: erm(10:32:37) AQ: she didn't look like u(10:32:39) BM: cheebye :|(10:32:48) AQ: but her personality was almost totally like u(10:32:49) AQ: hahahahaha(10:32:55) BM: in your dreams, sometimes i look different(10:32:59) AQ: i guess(10:33:05) BM: then then?(10:33:19) AQ: so she kept telling me i was swell and cool (cos i can fly)(10:33:24) AQ: then(10:33:29) AQ: i dreamt that i woke up(10:33:34) AQ: and couldn't fly anymore(10:33:42) AQ: so i mumbled "cheh, only a dream"(10:33:52) AQ: then i dreamt that i went back to sleep.(10:34:03) AQ: and u aka the hot chick was there again(10:34:20) AQ: so i was like "hey cool i'm in the dream again"
(10:34:28) AQ: and then u told me to fly
(10:34:32) AQ: but i lost the power liao!
(10:34:41) AQ: and i was like "cheebye how can like that"
(10:34:46) AQ: so i kept trying
(10:35:11) AQ: jumping off buildings and all that to force the ability to come out (dun ask me how come never die. it's a dream after all)
(10:35:21) AQ: ok weird part coming up(10:35:24) BM: haahahha(10:35:48) AQ: so u disappeared from the dream at this point, because by then i was obsessed with flying
(10:35:53) AQ: and i became crazy
(10:36:00) AQ: walked around mumbling and all that
(10:36:34) AQ: and suddenly i was seeing that guy who's trying to fly through a third pair of eyes
(10:36:39) AQ: i was no longer that guy!(10:36:51) BM: what's a 3rd pair of eyes?(10:37:00) AQ: means i separated from him in the dream(10:37:07) BM: fwah
(10:37:11) BM: oh oh(10:37:14) AQ: u know, i was him and then suddenly i'm someone else seeing him
(10:37:16) AQ: u see?(10:37:18) BM: third person
(10:37:19) BM: yes yes(10:37:33) AQ: so i see him liao i was like "fwah, what an ugly fat fuck"
(10:37:36) AQ: i mean, he was FAT(10:37:39) BM: ahhaahhahaah(10:37:40) AQ: round that kind
(10:37:49) AQ: and he had a hitler moustache for some reason
(10:38:00) AQ: so ok, i was seeing him from third person right(10:38:03) BM: ahahahah the most disgusting and probably a bigot(10:38:05) AQ: but hor
(10:38:11) AQ: i can still feel what he's feeling
(10:38:24) AQ: like he was always ordinary until he discovered he can fly(10:38:25) BM: fwah!!! 最高境界(10:38:34) AQ: then now he's lost it
(10:38:40) AQ: and he will do anything to regain it(10:38:57) AQ: so he walks by this haunted house and goes in right
(10:39:06) AQ: and inside this demon approached him
(10:39:15) AQ: damn hideous demon
(10:39:19) AQ: got scales and all
(10:39:35) AQ: and the demon tells him
(10:39:43) AQ: that he can have his flying power back
(10:39:51) AQ: but he will have to kill two women
(10:40:04) AQ: and without even thinking, the fat fuck agreed
(10:40:16) AQ: so he walks out and goes look for his friends
(10:40:32) AQ: and he manages to get two female friends alone, and he stabs them to death
(10:40:45) AQ: very vivid leh
(10:40:54) AQ: i can still hear them screaming(10:41:04) AQ: ok here comes the really really weird part(10:41:18) BM: this is fucking brilliant!!!! you know what it sounds like? it sounds like my ex-fiance and i. only that he chose me and his character for the 2 women.(10:41:35) AQ: erm.(10:41:37) BM: anyway...then then(10:41:48) AQ: ok i dreamt that i woke up again
(10:42:09) AQ: and mumbled to myself "yeah, this is a warning to me not to get too obsessive about stuff" and went back to sleep
(10:42:27) AQ: then i was back in the fat guy world again
(10:42:43) AQ: but see, now i am the boyfriend of one of the chicks he murdered
(10:42:48) AQ: WEIRD RIGHT(10:42:49) BM: fwah(10:43:02) AQ: and boy, was i pissed!
(10:43:07) AQ: she's been missing for days
(10:43:16) AQ: and i immediately suspected the fat fuck lah
(10:43:19) AQ: because he's weird mah
(10:43:33) AQ: so a coupla other friends and i found him
(10:43:41) AQ: and i whacked him a coupla times
(10:43:46) AQ: and asked him if he did it
(10:43:56) AQ: and he mumbled that he did(10:43:43) BM: fwah... got bros in the dream some more(10:43:50) AQ: no got females and males(10:43:57) BM: oh ok(10:44:04) AQ: so i whacked him a few more times
(10:44:09) AQ: but the others held me back
(10:44:18) AQ: and said that the fat fuck would never do such a thing
(10:44:25) AQ: because he's always been meek and gentle
(10:44:32) AQ: and i had to admit that was true
(10:44:42) AQ: so we told him to bring us to the haunted house
(10:44:52) AQ: i duno how come we knew got haunted house lah(10:45:11) BM: everybody knows coz everybody wants power(10:45:06) AQ: anyway we went to the haunted house
(10:45:15) AQ: and the ground floor was flooded
(10:45:29) AQ: and we were like wading through the water looking for clues
(10:45:36) AQ: the house is damn huge by the way
(10:45:51) AQ: and the chicks in the group were bitching
(10:46:06) AQ: about how their trousers were getting wet lah, how this place stinks lah blah blah(10:46:17) BM: cheebye females
(10:46:23) BM: you should have drowned them(10:46:30) AQ: i was getting more pissed because hello, limpeh's GF just DIED(10:46:45) BM: HAAHAHHAAHAHH
(10:46:58) BM: i can imagine your frustrations, man!(10:47:07) AQ: so suddenly my gf's head dropped down from a skylight, hanging from a braid(10:47:15) BM: cheebye!!(10:47:25) AQ: and everyone was like going hysterical and screaming and i was super pissed(10:47:37) BM: wah lan eh!!(10:47:39) AQ: and a few more female heads plopped into the water(10:47:51) BM: :|(10:47:52) AQ: except my gf's which was still hanging by her braids
(10:47:59) AQ: obviously someone was holding on to it
(10:48:16) AQ: and i did the hardest thing i've ever done in my life (in the dream)
(10:48:29) AQ: i yanked the bugger down with my gf's head(10:48:39) BM: WAH LAN EH!!!(10:48:42) AQ: yeah
(10:48:56) AQ: it turned out to be some crazy kid(10:49:02) BM: kid?!!!(10:49:11) AQ: and the fat fuck only imagined himself killing the chicks
(10:49:15) AQ: it was this kid all along
(10:49:21) AQ: and BOY, WAS I PISSED!(10:49:30) BM: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IMAGINED?!!
(10:49:35) BM: he did kill them right?(10:49:38) AQ: no
(10:49:57) AQ: he was delusional cos of the fact that he can no longer fly(10:50:03) BM: oh ok(10:50:06) AQ: i oso duno how he know the chicks died
(10:50:11) AQ: but this is just a dream mah(10:50:17) BM: hee hee hee(10:50:12) AQ: anyway
(10:50:22) AQ: i had brought knives along just for the occasion(10:50:32) BM: *be prepared*(10:50:33) AQ: so i started to stab the kid
(10:50:43) AQ: and twist the knives in his flesh
(10:50:58) AQ: and i kept trying to force him to admit he did it and say he was sorry(10:51:00) BM: i would too by then(10:51:04) AQ: but he just kept laughing and laughing(10:51:17) BM: damn irritating!!(10:51:30) AQ: and my friends were trying to hold me back and telling me i was becoming as crazy as both the fat fuck and the kid
(10:51:50) AQ: but i kept shrugging them off and stabbing the kid and there was tons of blood
(10:52:03) AQ: then i woke up
(10:52:05) AQ: lol(10:52:18) BM: WOO HOO!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
(10:55:34) BM: so the next question is
(10:55:34) BM: who's gonna blog about this?(10:52:25) AQ: lol
(10:52:28) AQ: brilliant meh!
(10:52:33) AQ: u really alien
(10:52:40) AQ: other people would have said it's disturbing
(10:56:43) AQ: BLOOD LEH
(10:56:54) AQ: MUTILATED WOMEN SCREAMING LEH(10:56:56) BM: but i like!!!
(10:57:03) BM: :D :D :D
(10:57:09) BM: who's gonna blog about this?(10:57:16) AQ: me yanking the bugger down with my gf's head was the worst
(10:59:31) AQ: okok i go blog
(10:59:32) AQ: lol(10:59:40) BM: yes yes
(11:00:02) BM: remember to shorten our names to A and BM
(11:00:10) BM: like that easier to read!
(11:00:21) BM: oi oi(11:00:25) AQ: yes, ma'am! *salutes*
(11:00:27) AQ: yah?(11:00:46) BM: i also want the part where i asked who's gonna blog and the part you said i is alien(11:00:59) AQ: yeah i was gonna include that
The point of all this was, of course, to show you guys that Blinkymummy is an alien.