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Saturday, November 26, 2005
Chicks Suck

What's wrong with the females of the species? Seriously, most chicks are only good for fucking. You can't build a friendship with chicks, because to most chicks, friends are just backup programs for when they do not have boyfriends. If you have a gal pal, whether you're a gal or a guy, you can kiss that pal goodbye when she finds a boyfriend, because to a chick, the boy suddenly becomes the whole fucking world and the rest of the universe just ceases to exist. Admittedly, this is sometimes true of guys as well, but most guys do at least have the concepts of "friendship" and "loyalty" in their fucking brains.

Furthermore, most chicks are fickle. I don't mean that they're unfaithful. I mean that they can't make up their bloody minds. Where to go, what to do, who to do it with, what to eat, etc.

Just. Fucking. Pick. One.

Chicks are always saying that guys don't respect them enough. Excuse me for saying this, but I find it hard to respect most chicks for the same reason that I find it hard to respect vacuum cleaners. I mean, to get respect, you have to give it first. It's all about respect. Supposing one of my guys had a birthday and wants to have a barbecue. I personally hate barbecues, but because it is the birthday of a friend, I would still force myself to go and have fun there.

Also, lots of chicks seem to think that it's their prerogative to make plans and then cancel at the last minute whenever they don't feel like it. When I say I'll go, I'll go. So I don't like the place. I go because you're my friend. So I broke a leg. I hobble there on crutches because you're my friend. So my girlfriend isn't happy about me going. I go anyway because you're my friend and I can fight with my girlfriend later.

Most chicks will never understand that, because they simply aren't wired to do so. I mean, seriously, usually it's not even as if I actually need or particularly want them to go. I just invite them anyway because I see them as friends and it's courteous to do so. So look, if you do not want to go, just say no. Don't give me shit like "I don't like doing blahblah but because it's you I will" or even "sure, let's go, it'll be fun", and later say crap like "I broke my fucking fingernail so I can't go". I mean, maybe I'll buy it once, but the same sort of thing can only happen so many times before you start to see a fucking pattern. Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?

In case you wonder, no, I'm not talking about any one person in particular. I'm talking about a few persons whom I know who have recently given me this sort of crap. Chicks just don't understand reciprocity, I think.

Spend my life with one of these creatures? I don't think so.

Another thing about chicks is that they're too sensitive. I know that a lot of you reading this will think I'm talking about you and want to ask me about it. Don't. If you think it's you, ok, it's you. If you don't, then it's not you. Whatever. I don't want to talk to any of you about it, not you, and not even you, fuck off.


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