SingaBlogger: The Biggest Douche Bag In The Universe
Ok, I don't exactly follow the involuted twists and turns of the perpetual flame fest that is Blinkymummy's blog, even though she's a good friend of mine. Before you even ask, no I'm not her "good friend". That honour, and misfortune (please-don't-hurt-me-I-want-to-live, heheheh), belongs to another guy. Anyway, back to the topic. As I was saying, I do read her blog, but I do not read the comments, because most of the people who comment on her blog are fucking idiots, whether they're "supporters" or, you know, the other kind. If you're a frequent commenter on her blog and this pisses you off, congratulations, you're exactly who I'm talking about.

So today I read this post on her blog. Seriously, what the fuck? Blinkymummy jio meng someone from the internet?! This is so fucking funny. Needless to say, I read the comments on that post, and saw in particular this comment. Because I know that you people are a bunch of lazy fuckers who can't be bothered to click the link, I shall post the relevant part of the comment here.

BM, I also would like to meet you. But, 我实在有难言之隐 that make me don't want to meet you, and no amount of 激将法 by your supporter can change it. However, I think it is you who feel too "strongly towards an online persona".

When your blog allowed anonymous comments, there were scores of people scolding you (There were indeed scores, because I know for myself that I did not masquerade under different nicks). Now that your blog no longer allows anonymous commenting, most of these people can't be bothered to comment anymore because they probably do not have a blogger account. I happen to still comment because I had this blogger account created long ago. I did not create it specially to leave comment on your blog! (On the other hand, in order to email you, I would have to specially create an email account apart from my office email, and that is what I dont want to do).

(Stupid shit.)

An interactive blog is fun only when you receive contradictory opinions, opinions that stimulate you to think further. Think about it, who on earth in real life will tell you their opinion as per the previous paragraph? I mean, I wont do that in person to you! It's not polite. But well, when it is online, com'on, online sliming has been around since internet is around! So, the end result is: from real life, you will never know what other people's TRUE opinion, about what you did, how you behave etc. You will hear only nice things, never bad things that can make you think further: "hmmm... so now i know some people actually think that way about me. Hmm, maybe they are right partly..., so maybe I should change....". I am merely providing this alternative foc.

(More stupid shit.)

Let me first address this guy's assertion that no one says shit in real life that they would say online due to the fact that it's "not polite". This just shows you what kind of pustule on the bottom of humanity this guy is. I bet he looks like a weasel and has a small prick. I mean, come on, what kind of gutless creep only dares to talk shite online? I'll tell you what kind. This kind.

Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark. Jerk's repulsive personality quickly alienates other Warriors, and after some initial skirmishing he is usually ostracized. Still, Jerk is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time punch in the mouth

If you talk shite to someone in her face, it's rude, but if you post it online when you go to her blog unsolicited, it's within the bounds of courtesy? Just because online sliming has been done by cowards hiding behind their fucking keyboards since these lower lifeforms figured out how to work a browser, it's ok? I'm glad that this fuckwad has found his niche, where he can finally feel that he belongs, but seriously, what a crock of fucking bullshit. In the first place, there is nothing I would say to someone online that I wouldn't say to them offline. Please, Mr. Singablogger, just because you're too dishonest and cowardly to tell your friends and acquaintances what you really think, don't presume that other people are the same. This may come as a surprise to you, but there are people who do actually say what they mean in real life, you know.

Secondly, this bugger says that he did not register a blogger account just to comment on BM's blog, but that he has had this account for a long time. Then I go over to his blog and find that the only post there is about this issue. So let me get this straight. This fucker created a blogger account ages ago, but has never posted anything on it until this recent fiasco? The coincidence staggers the mind, doesn't it? However, let's give him the benefit of the doubt and allow that he created the account long ago. Uh, what the fuck did he create the account for if he doesn't blog? Let me guess, to post comments sliming some other poor sod who does not allow anonymous comments?

"Oh, I didn't create this account just to post derogatory comments on your blog. I created this account ages ago to post derogatory comments on some other blog."

Wow, great defence there, Matlock.

Of course, I doubt anyone was actually dumb enough to believe that rat. I mean, seriously, why the fuck can't he use his office e-mail to send messages to BM? Just because he's a rat, doesn't mean that BM is one and would disclose his e-mail to the public. Besides, since he implied that he's been around on the internet for some time, why doesn't he have a webmail account? We can only speculate.

Lastly, he claims that he has some reason for not meeting BM that cannot be disclosed. Yeah, that sounds really plausible. I can think of any number of reasons why there are reasons for refusing to meet up with a chick that one would be forced to hide. Here are some of them.

1. I am completely pussy-whipped and my girlfriend does not let me out of the house.
2. I am 12 pretending to be 32 on the internet and my mum does not let me out of the house
3. I am the Elephant Man and people run away screaming when I leave my house.
4. I am an alien and meeting a chick would totally blow my cover and ruin our plans to take over the world.

Of course, the most plausible reason is still this.

I am a total wimp who is afraid that if I said in real life the things I said online to this chick, she will kill me with nipple torture.

Of course no "激将法" can get this bugger out, because he's nothing but a fucking internet punk puppy who wouldn't even have the balls to yap in front of his betters in real life. "激将法" only works on "将"s and not "狗"s. Enjoy despising what you see whenever you look into a mirror for the rest of your life, fuckwad.

Update:
Merv posted the following comment.

"Secondly, this bugger says that he did not register a blogger account just to comment on BM's blog, but that he has had this account for a long time"

Tell him don't talk cock.

Blogger's member id is in running order.

His id is
http://www.blogger.com/profile/14213702

if you bother to see the previous id 14213701,and the one after, 14213703 you would have found out that the member before and after Singablog, registered in Oct 2005.

Very long hor..

Talk cock lah. Tell him.

He posted it on BM's blog too. SingaBlogger's credibility has been shot out of the fucking water. *sniggers*  ¶
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